Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

Hi, I'm bisonbison. You may remember me from one of my 11,255+ posts. Many of you know me as the guy who loves and hates fat people. What you might not know is that I am an incredibly kind, charming and intelligent man. I am here to help you by typing things on the internet.

I have a job, a girl, and a dog named Ned. I will answer any question on any topic except my job, my girl or my dog named Ned.

I gots to help you.

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

how do i stop rectal bleeding???

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

bison -

Do you think I should take a job with a lesser company doing something that I don't EXACTLY want to do but allows me to work remotely thus being able to travel wherever I want

-or-

Take a job with a great company doing exactly what I want but having to actually go into an office


I would be living in NYC either way, these are programming positions, and you may or may not work for one of these companies

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

how do i stop rectal bleeding???

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Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

Bison -

No questions, I'm super. Just glad to see one of your amazing threads up and running.

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

Dear pepper,

If your desire for travel is less than "burning", take the job where you're doing exactly what you want. There is no substitute for good work.

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

Please give this bison guy a *, it's in the rules for gods sakes

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

Dear Bison,

If you could exile 5 people from OOT, who would they be and why?

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

kind sir,

I have a interview for a very good job (internal auditor for public company) and have been out of the industry for 3 years doing unrelated work, poker when Party was around then basically hanging out for a year. Any advice on how to convey that I am still very much capable and overall an intelligent person they should hire would be excellent

Re: Ask Bison. The Septembering.
 

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Please give this bison guy a *, it's in the rules for gods sakes

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No it's not