STORY SUGGESTIONS. HEP.
 

dear bbv4l,

i has to write a collection of short stories or also maybe a novel. this is so i can make one million US dollars. please hep me with an idea. HAS YOU AN <font color="blue">IDEA</font> FOR A <font color="red">STORY</font>?

please dont respond if you are a child molester.

thank you

--im a model

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I suggest using has instead of have a lot.

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I suggest you shadow NUTZ IN YA MOUTH for a month and you will have a bestseller.

whether its playing poker with Screech from saved by the bell or playing Steve Danneman heads up on the hood of a car for 10k or fleeing a casino with all the cips in a rucsack. I'm sure there is so much more he hasn't told us.

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I suggest you shadow NUTZ IN YA MOUTH for a month and you will have a bestseller.

whether its playing poker with Screech from saved by the bell or playing Steve Danneman heads up on the hood of a car for 10k or fleeing a casino with all the cips in a rucsack. I'm sure there is so much more he hasn't told us.

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that reminds me of "rips his nutsack."

anyway, you guys are giving me lots of great ideas so far. please keep them coming.

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here is what you do: start out writing a standard romance novel, keep this going for a few chapters, about 2/5 of the way through the book, the main character is walking alone, all of the sudden a giant robotic foot crushes him, the rest of the book is just nameless, faceless robots destroying cities and fighting each other. yes i have thought this through before.

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right. so there's a lottery, yeah? but the thing is, nobody wants to win this lottery. and in fact, in some towns they're talking about doing away with the lottery altogether, but that's mostly crazy talk round these parts. so anyway, we learn some about the people doing the lottery and those in the lottery, and of course, ultimately the lottery is won except... instead of winnign like money or something, the winner is stoned to death.

hope this helped. good luck!

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Maybe you could buy the rights to this awesome story?

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i remember this great story about Bob Saccamano, but the rights were sold

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if i were a mod...

actually, more specifically if i were <font color="green">[censored]</font>

i would write:

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I suggest you write a story about how you got [censored] on twoplustwo.com.

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then i would obv. [censored] the op

-luckily this is neither OOT nor am i <font color="green">[censored]</font>

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here is what you do: start out writing a standard romance novel, keep this going for a few chapters, about 2/5 of the way through the book, the main character is walking alone, all of the sudden a giant robotic foot crushes him, the rest of the book is just nameless, faceless robots destroying cities and fighting each other. yes i have thought this through before.

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I'm still loling as I type.