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holla

i never post in these but i never get to start them either

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first

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in b4 da lock

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wtf no lock

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in b4 da loch

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life sucks. I want to vibrate into another dimension.

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Life is goooooooooooooooooood.

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I cant wait to get pwned in the HU matches lol

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I can't sleep.

I need to cut down on caffeinated beverages.

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yo if anyone is trying to get cut i've been drinking like a 1/2 gal of brewed green tea every day. i twitch like nuts but i can see all my abs.

also i do lift/run/etc but this seems to have finally gotten me past the final plateau

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So I went round to my brother's house last night to join in the festivities they were having and watch The Mighty Boosh live in Brixton. About 6 people live at the house and everyone was there including me and another guest...slightly mentally unstable girl. Anyway, after the show everyone trundled off to bed, girl and I stuck around and watched some South Park, and the long and the short of it is...

Brag: Got mounted by super hot 18-19 yr old last night.
Beat: She's a bit crazy upstairs.
Brag: Zero commitments. Possibly booty calls?
Variance: First person I saw in the morning was her ex who she broke up with 4 days ago.

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in b4 da locke

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also i am a retard as i had a first date at 730 and i obviously took a nap at 430 and woke up at 830.

wonder why she won't answer her phone?

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ah, I did that to the korean girl.. twice in a row. boy was she pissed.


anyway, repost from other thread:

I actually think this chinese girl from school might like me.
She asked me out to go somewhere after school, twice, but I had to work.

Today in a convenience store during the 20 minute break, I saw her, said "hey"
She turned with way too much enthusiasm and said "Hey sam! how's it going? It's been a long time!"
"...I was in class yesterday.."

give me suggestions ssnl

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I watched the first 30 minutes of Train Man before work today. I enjoy. I like how he has a date in the first 20 minutes though, how're we going to edit Kolo's movie down?

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I watched the first 30 minutes of Train Man before work today. I enjoy. I like how he has a date in the first 20 minutes though, how're we going to edit Kolo's movie down?

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kolo's story is a 7 part mini-series. Kinda like Harry Potter except without the magic, bad guys and Hogwarts.

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Cross-post from other life thread...

OK so I have this very cute neighbor who I am fairly friendly with. We don't really chill much (we aren't at each others houses unless other friends are there), as she doesn't have the most intriguing personality and whatnot (sorta annoying, kinda dumb), but we are still friendly. We're both going to school in like 3 weeks, so I figure why the hell not try and hook up with this girl? She might be getting with someone (I've been away, not positive what the deal is) so this could all be moot. If she isn't, what's my play SSNL?

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Cross-post from other life thread...

OK so I have this very cute neighbor who I am fairly friendly with. We don't really chill much (we aren't at each others houses unless other friends are there), as <font color="red">she doesn't have the most intriguing personality and whatnot (sorta annoying, kinda dumb)</font>, but we are still friendly. We're both going to school in like 3 weeks, so I figure why the hell not try and hook up with this girl? She might be getting with someone (I've been away, not positive what the deal is) so this could all be moot. If she isn't, what's my play SSNL?

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So she is annoying and dumb. Yet you want to be around her. That doesn't make much sense.

Wouldn't you want to be around someone who is pleasant and smart?

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nielsio, he wants to get ass. ass doesn't have to have an intriguing personality, but it should resemble a bubble and quiver a bit when smacked. get it?

will just call her up directly and ask her to do something where you can make an easy transition to hooking up. it doesn't matter if it's obvious. you have three weeks - she won't be expecting to be charmed, just properly [censored].

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will just call her up directly and ask her to do something where you can make an easy transition to hooking up. it doesn't matter if it's obvious. you have three weeks - she won't be expecting to be charmed, just properly [censored].

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Word!

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Nielso, you're a life nit too?

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will just call her up directly and ask her to do something where you can make an easy transition to hooking up. it doesn't matter if it's obvious. you have three weeks - she won't be expecting to be charmed, just properly [censored].

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Word!

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OK so say she comes over to watch a movie after work or to hang out on my porch at night. It will probably be a tad awkward but maybe not..what's my transition in each situation?

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how old are you will

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All these girl posts are putting ME on life tilt.

Can't the skills from poker playing be applied to picking up girls?

on a related note, someone give me advice on chinese girl.

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i'm great at picking up girls i just occasionally [censored] up in spots like this.

i like to nap [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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18..and I'd have to say drunk hookups are my forte lol. Also, it's not really a pickup if you've known the person your whole life and there's never been anything there..

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oh yeah and I finished harry potter book. I actually spent 30$ on that book because I bought it the day it was released, in english, in tokyo.

I have to say I'm fairly disappointed.

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on a related note, someone give me advice on chinese girl.

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Just ask to if she'd like to grab a bite to eat and then study for an exam for class. Spark some good convo to get a good vibe goin for the study session, and then go in for the kill when she comes back to your place.

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will,
get her drunk.

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will you'll be fine. it really just goes with its being ultra short term that if she has a clue she'll make it easy for you to segue from talking to hooking up.

if you're totally lost or she's not helping, just see about putting your hand on her leg.

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Will,

Just watch for non verbal clue like extended eye contact and smiling. Sit down first and see how she positions herself. At 18, the hand on the thigh move is money.

Kil,

Just ask her to go out. Take her someplace nice and then take her back to your place for sexytime. I am eagerly anticipating how you will find a way to [censored] this one up.

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So I have been hooking up with a 34 year old for the last few weeks. I'm 27.

Does that qualify her as a cougar?

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All these girl posts are putting ME on life tilt.

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Hey now...mine wasn't too bad...

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So I have been hooking up with a 34 year old for the last few weeks. I'm 27.

Does that qualify her as a cougar?

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Just wear this next time you see her and see how she reacts.

Linky (NOT a rick roll)

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Will,

Just watch for non verbal clue like extended eye contact and smiling. Sit down first and see how she positions herself. At 18, the hand on the thigh move is money.

Kil,

Just ask her to go out. Take her someplace nice and then take her back to your place for sexytime. I am eagerly anticipating how you will find a way to [censored] this one up.

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Are you suggesting I [censored] up the other girls?

I mean, aside from the korean girl, which admittedly I [censored] up really bad.

She already asked me to hang out twice after school. I could just ask her to hang out when I don't have work.

This one japanese girl I know asked me "how do you not have a girlfriend"

and I'm like "well, it's like, hard."


And will, I have to go along with the get her drunk thing

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So I have been hooking up with a 34 year old for the last few weeks. I'm 27.

Does that qualify her as a cougar?

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In my book she just has to be an older woman.

So yeah, by me she's a cougar.

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oh yeah and I finished harry potter book. I actually spent 30$ on that book because I bought it the day it was released, in english, in tokyo.

I have to say I'm fairly disappointed.

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The book owns.

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oh yeah and I finished harry potter book. I actually spent 30$ on that book because I bought it the day it was released, in english, in tokyo.

I have to say I'm fairly disappointed.

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The book owns.

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No it doesn't. Good but def doesn't own.

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I have a date tomorrow. Suggestions pz

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I have a date tomorrow. Suggestions pz

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Be awesome.

Who is this date with?

Welcome to August kolo.