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timotheeeee 03-27-2006 06:26 PM

Best SNL skit of all time
 
Sorry if it's been done before; I don't come around OOT very often.

I've had an almost heroin-like addiction to the show since 1996 and I think it's hands-down the greatest show of all time. Well, now that I've disclosed my bias, I'll start it off.

Just off the top of my head (and I'm sure other responses will jog my memory), the SportsCenter skit with Ray Romano and Tim Meadows literally made me fall off of my couch into a fetal position on the floor, clenching the carpet from laughing so hard. For those of you who haven't seen it, Ray Romano is a new co-anchor with Stuart Scott, and he just keeps speaking in nonsensical metaphors during the sports highlights, confusing Scott.

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Latest talk is that David Robinson is over the hill. But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up. Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! Stuart!

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billygrippo 03-27-2006 06:27 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
more cowbell!

also the crazy bum sings to britney spears in the sewer.

Quinn Warren 03-27-2006 06:32 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
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more cowbell!

also the crazy bum sings to britney spears in the sewer.

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"Up and down the sidewalk, take a doo-doo pie. I love you."

It's funnier because Morgan has a pretty nice voice.

Kneel B4 Zod 03-27-2006 06:32 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
you know.....Bag O Glass

Kneel B4 Zod 03-27-2006 06:32 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
Sony Guts!!!!

slickpoppa 03-27-2006 06:35 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
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you know.....Bag O Glass

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That one is the first one that came to my mind. Glad to see someone else still remembers the classics.

IronDragon1 03-27-2006 06:35 PM

Not of all time-and not even a skit- but hey..
 
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SmileyPSU 03-27-2006 06:39 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
The Col. Angus skit deserves mention, but my favorite was from back in the early 90's when Heather Locklear was hosting. Lockler's character went on an infomercial with Mike Meyers to sell a pasta maker and proceeds to offend the Jews, Japanese, Indians, and Spanish with her completely insensitive remarks.

The entire transcript, along with many other SNL skits, can be found at http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93tsavers.phtml

Quinn Warren 03-27-2006 06:40 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
My favorite all time is the columbian coffee crystals hidden camera commercial with Farley. Close second is Will Ferrell's crazy boss.

Also up there:

Happy fun ball
Bag O' Glass
Chippendales "No, Barney......No."
Japanese Game show with Farley
Wedding Singers with Ferrell and Sanz "We blew it.. HARD!"
Michael Jordan does the daily affirmation

miajag 03-27-2006 06:41 PM

Re: Best SNL skit of all time
 
Canteen Boy.


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