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fslexcduck 02-21-2007 06:31 PM

gildwulf running the world: banned for racism at foxwoods
 
ok so i'm playing at foxwoods trying to get drunk but of course there's a last call (WTF!) and it isn't happening. anyway i go play 1/2nl because i'm busto obv, and i'm like raising a bunch or whatever. people start to get really irritated. one guy is deciding whether or not to call a big bet on Q92 board, i think i have like 6 high. so he's hemming and hawing and i'm like fold your JT dude we know you have JT just fold it. he flips out and his chinese girlfriend flips out too and then i get into some argument though i don't remember what was said.

ANYWAYS to f-k with the chick i say "hey i just have one question, do you know my friend david chang? he kind of looks like you" so then they ALL flip out like LOL racistaments and one dude at the table makes a lesbian comment and they all laugh because they are actually homophobic hicks (this is foxwoods). so yves comes over and i'm like yves - do you know this chick? are you cousins or something? and then they call over security and i'm booted from the table. they try to kick me out of the casino for the night but i'm like wtf they are actually homophobic and make gay comments and i'm fake racist and make funny comments to my friend over here (yves), and somehow i get them to let me stay but change tables.

cliffs notes: i make funny comments that only gildwulf style nazism of anti-nazism could interpret as horrible racism and get kicked out of foxwoods. gildwulf is taking over the world.

Karak567 02-21-2007 06:33 PM

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A+ would read again

holdme 02-21-2007 06:34 PM

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lol

MikeyPatriot 02-21-2007 06:34 PM

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SkinnyLittleTwig 02-21-2007 06:35 PM

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i'm fake racist and make funny comments to my chinky friend over here (yves)

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DING-DONG YO 02-21-2007 06:37 PM

Re: gildwulf running the world: banned for racism at foxwoods
 
in and on protected list in new facist govt obv.

TheGrifter 02-21-2007 06:38 PM

Re: gildwulf running the world: banned for racism at foxwoods
 
How can you compare being Asian (race) to being gay (birth defect)?

Georgia Avenue 02-21-2007 06:38 PM

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Yvesaints real name David Chang I can find his house now and show his parents my special banner.

keikiwai 02-21-2007 06:38 PM

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THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST POST ON 2P2 IN OVER A WEEK

THEOSU 02-21-2007 06:40 PM

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duck,

sensational post. BBV All Star calibre.


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