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COTTON: Las Vegas...

A city built around sand, broken dreams, and $5 lobster....

A city where you can get a happy ending, but only if you pay a little extra...

A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series, and World War II combined...

LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS...

It's the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open, here on ESPN 8 - The Ocho! Bringing you the finest in seldom seen sports from around the globe since 1999! If it's alllllllmost a sport, we've got it here!

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Well, helloooooooooooooooooooooo everybody and welcome to this year's International Dodgeball Open....brought to you exclusively here on ESPN, The Ocho! We are coming to you LIVE from the Las Vegas University Learning Annex!

My name is Cotton McKnight and with me as always is my partner in crime, Pepper Brooks.

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We're looking at a biiiiiiiiiig showdown here today, folks, between the Average Joe's and the Purple Cobras.


PEPPER: This one's for all the marbles in the bank.

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COTTON: We're looking at a twist this year, folks. The four Cobras have announced their intention to wear Average Joe's uniforms in the finals, so no one will know for sure who is on whose team! My God, the possibilities are endlessly flabbergasting!


PEPPER: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.


COTTON: With the Average Joe's tonight is Patches O'Houlihan, always with them in spirit, but tonight actually manifesting himself as a player on the court!

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He'll be fighting tooth and nail alongside the Average Joe's, trying to identify those Purple Cobras before it's too late. We'll take a break after each period so that the Purple Cobras can DEFINITELY NOT knock off one Average Joe,since that's against regulations, and so that Patches can get a real good look at the players on the court.


PEPPER: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


COTTON: Well, the game will begin in a few minutes, at which time all the players on the court will be able to deliberate and choose who to eliminate from the match! We will see if the amazing Average Joe's Cinderella story dances on as they work their way to $50,000!


PEPPER: I'm itching all over, Cotton.


PLAYER LIST:

amplify
Boiler_bd
chim17
chuckleslovakian
DMBFan23
dmk
GetThere1Time
HisBoyElroy
Iron_Yuppie
Kumubou
metsandfinsfan
nuggetz87
ScottHoward
VoraciousReader
vox
wdcbooks
worthless

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ATTENTION

THERE HAS BEEN A LINEUP CHANGE!

DMK HAS REPLACED TOKYO!! ON THE COURT, AS TOKYO HAS NOT OPENED HIS PM IN THE ALLOTTED TIME.

THE FIRST PERIOD BEGINS SOON.

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COTTON: It's time for the championship match, folks, and we've seen it all here, folks. It's all come down to this, a Cinderella story. Average Joe's gymnasium hopes to drive their vorpal blade, snickersnack, deep into the heart of the jabberwock that is the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and walk away with $50,000 in stone cold cash.

PEPPER: It's all on the table now, Cotton.

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COTTON: The two teams come here today, dressed as one, but underneath they are as different as apples and nuclear bombs.

PEPPER: You can't hug your children with nuclear bombs, Cotton.

COTTON: Right you are, Pep. And THERE'S THE WHISTLE!

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THE TWO TEAMS MAY NOW POST! One player will be eliminated today. Will it be an Average Joe? A Purple Cobra? Stay tuned to ESPN 8, the Ocho! THE FIRST PERIOD WILL LAST 25 MINUTES!

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vote amplify
change to Boiler bd
change to chim17
change to chuckleslovakian
change to DMBFan23
change to GetThere1Time
change to HisBoyElroy
change to Iron_Yuppie
change to Kumubou
change to metsandfinsfan
change to nuggetz87
change to DMK
change to VoraciousReader
change to vox
change to wdcbooks
change to worthless

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OMG BEST THEME EVER. when this is over i'm so watching that movie

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knock VR in the head with a slicer

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vote amplify
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change to DMBFan23
change to GetThere1Time
change to HisBoyElroy
change to Iron_Yuppie
change to Kumubou
change to metsandfinsfan
change to nuggetz87
change to DMK
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change to vox
change to wdcbooks
change to worthless

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Explain your vote and each one of your subsequent changes, individually please.

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vote vox

this game should be great.

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knock VR in the head with a slicer

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Ouchtown, population you, bro!

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dammit my flash player has to be upgraded!

vote yuppie

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OMG BEST THEME EVER. when this is over i'm so watching that movie

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OMG I'm watching it right now
Also Lynch Kumunbou as the obligatory day one noob lynch

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lynch DMB

this theme rocks

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steak nuggetz I never get tired of that.

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I'm targetting boiler to start off with.

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change to chuckles

since we don't usually do that anymore, plus kumububumuoa isnt that bad.

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vote HBE The ocho!

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VIVA LA NOOBS! lynch chuckles

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NOTE FROM THE DODGEBALL AUTHORITIES

IF YOU DO NOT POST, YOU RISK BEING HIT IN THE FACE BY A WRENCH AND BEING ELIMINATED.

THAT IS ALL.

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Ever see Japanese schoolgirls play dodgeball? Scary stuff.

With that said, clobber ScottHoward, as per the standard opening.

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change to chuckles

since we don't usually do that anymore, plus kumububumuoa isnt that bad.

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Read K's post when she signed in, now read my post again...

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um, how many purple cobras are there?

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I was supposed to lynch Tokyo. What the hell am I supposed to do now? I think lynching Mets is the right answer.

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change to chuckles

since we don't usually do that anymore, plus kumububumuoa isnt that bad.

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Read K's post when she signed in, now read my post again...

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ZOMG that is just what a purple cobra would say.

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You and the other three, Scott

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NOTE FROM THE DODGEBALL AUTHORITIES

IF YOU DO NOT POST, YOU RISK BEING HIT IN THE FACE BY A WRENCH AND BEING ELIMINATED.

THAT IS ALL.


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thats hardcore

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Ever see Japanese schoolgirls play dodgeball? Scary stuff.

With that said, clobber ScottHoward, as per the standard opening.

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change to kum
for using the term "standard" for something that isnt

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NOTE FROM THE DODGEBALL AUTHORITIES

IF YOU DO NOT POST, YOU RISK BEING HIT IN THE FACE BY A WRENCH AND BEING ELIMINATED.

THAT IS ALL.


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thats hardcore

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I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE

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There are snakes in this arena people!.

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[ 0 ] amplify votes nuggetz87
[ 1 ] Boiler bd votes HisBoyElroy
[ 0 ] chim17 votes
[ 2 ] chuckleslovakian votes Kumubou
[ 1 ] DMBFan23 votes
[ 0 ] dmk votes chuckleslovakian
[ 0 ] GetThere1Time votes DMBFan23
[ 1 ] HisBoyElroy votes chuckleslovakian
[ 1 ] Iron_Yuppie votes
[ 2 ] Kumubou votes ScottHoward
[ 1 ] metsandfinsfan votes Iron_Yuppie
[ 1 ] nuggetz87 votes
[ 1 ] ScottHoward votes Kumubou
[ 1 ] VoraciousReader votes Boiler bd
[ 0 ] vox votes
[ 0 ] wdcbooks votes metsandfinsfan
[ 0 ] worthless votes VoraciousReader

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change to chuckles

since we don't usually do that anymore, plus kumububumuoa isnt that bad.

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Read K's post when she signed in, now read my post again...

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ZOMG that is just what a purple cobra would say.

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Vote HBE for sucking at sarcasm

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steak nuggetz I never get tired of that.

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>:[

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There are snakes in this arena people!.

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ZOMG AROUND YOUR NECK!!!

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ok
change to dmk
cobra #1

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lynch DMB

this theme rocks

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yo GT1T no offense meant here, but I think I am your first vote like 90%+ of the time. surely there's a better candidate, or is this your "get him posting" tactic?

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Chim, how can you be a wolf every time?

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There are snakes in this arena people!.

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AND THERE AIN'T A GOT-DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

lynch DMB

lights down you up and die.(been wanting to do that for some time)

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off of DMB

i know what being target #1 is like.

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change to chuckles

since we don't usually do that anymore, plus kumububumuoa isnt that bad.

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Read K's post when she signed in, now read my post again...

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ZOMG that is just what a purple cobra would say.

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Vote HBE for sucking at sarcasm

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still vote chuckles because he is making personal attacks and he is stupid.

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