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xorbie

03-29-2007 03:46 PM

Lamest fortune ever

I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."

wtf please die.

solids

03-29-2007 03:57 PM

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[ QUOTE ]

"Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it......in bed."

[/ QUOTE ]

fyfc

Spellmen

03-29-2007 05:41 PM

Re: Lamest fortune ever

He said fortune, not horoscope

Klompy

03-29-2007 06:02 PM

Re: Lamest fortune ever

"people enjoy you because of your delicate features"

recondite7

03-29-2007 07:23 PM

Re: Lamest fortune ever

"beware of cookies bearing fortunes"

szw	03-29-2007 07:25 PM

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"ignore previous cookie"

gusmahler

03-29-2007 07:40 PM

Re: Lamest fortune ever

I once had a fortune cookie that said:

"You will get new clothes"

The fact that it became true makes it the most accurate fortune cookie ever.

MasterLJ

03-29-2007 07:43 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."

wtf please die.

[/ QUOTE ]

YOU DO!!?!?!?!??!

tomdemaine

03-29-2007 07:45 PM

Re: Lamest fortune ever

"you have aids"

Big Poppa Smurf

03-29-2007 08:44 PM

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I got one once that said "don't panic". WTF THAT IS ADVICE NOT A FORTUNE

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