Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Man I suck.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Man I suck.

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Yawn [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

so tired, must bust fish

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what happened to ur 1k br? and where have u been?

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Took a ~$300-400 trip to Michigan, got a $300 speeding ticket. Strapped for cash at the current moment but I'll be back in the money soon!

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You came all the way up here - and didnt stop by to say hello? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Man I suck.

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Yawn [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I realise I'm slightly up for the month but it was and should be far more. I've been swinging ridiculously and stacking off with hands I have no business doing so with.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Brag?: Mum just offered to buy me a new computer

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what happened to ur 1k br? and where have u been?

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Took a ~$300-400 trip to Michigan, got a $300 speeding ticket. Strapped for cash at the current moment but I'll be back in the money soon!

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You came all the way up here - and didnt stop by to say hello? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Coming up next week for Michigan/OSU game.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Solid brag...for now ShipIt, but it may come to haunt you if she actually wants you do to something

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Nah, i gave my computer to my bro a year ago till i finished school (got myself a laptop). And my bro can't really afford to buy a new computer so mum just offered to buy me one since she want's him to keep it...So pretty much win win for everyone, <3 dell

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I am running retardly good these last few hundred hands, even when I make dreadful decisions...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($1.60)
SB ($3.90)
BB ($6.15)
UTG ($3.20)
MP ($6.45)
Hero ($12.20)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.55</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds.

Flop: ($1.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $3.35 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $2.25.

Turn: ($0) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($0) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $8

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ks Kd (full house, kings full of jacks).
Hero has Jh Jd (four of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $8. </font>

Edit: Retardly good.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($18.50)
UTG ($10)
MP ($5.25)
CO ($6.20)
Button ($10.10)
SB ($10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $0.10.
<font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $0.2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.55</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1.30.

Flop: ($3.15) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP checks.

Turn: ($3.15) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP checks.

River: ($3.15) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: $3.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB doesn't show.
Hero has Ah Ad (four of a kind, aces).
MP doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins $3.15. </font>

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

wtf ... 2nd hand you have to bet at least on the turn ... are you waiting for his KJ to hit lol

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I bet the river and he folded, thought if he didn't have anything on the flop he didn't have it on the turn either...

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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QFT

I think I'm going to give up on real life; my 1500 hand/day average isn't looking as attainable as it once was.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Wow I just realized you can filter stars to see only ring, 6-max, high speed, disconnect, etc. In 4 years, first time I noticed. LOL.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

That's a level vixticator [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $49.70
BB: $23.35
Hero (UTG): $50.85
CO: $50.70
BTN: $18.80

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, CO calls $1.75, BTN folds, SB calls $1.50, BB folds

Flop: ($5.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, CO folds, SB calls $4.50

Turn: ($14.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, SB calls $13

River: ($40.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $31.60 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $30.45 and is All-In

Results: $101.65 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON $98.65 (+$48.95 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$49.70 NET)

This was pretty indicative of my entire (abbreviated) night. I had to quit before I starting spewing. Variance was kicking my [censored] ass as punishment for my 10 buyin upswing over my previous 1800 hands.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Yeah I hate value towning myself.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I hate, hate, hate months that end in -er.

Maybe i should quit playing and start again in January. I will experience 7 months of amazing upswings und solid win rates. No doubt about that.

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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

omg my session sucks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
more ups and downs than a rollercoaster

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

U.S. micro players needn't worry about not being able to play on Party. Been playing a fair bit of NL50 on Stars recently, and have to say it's a fair bit softer than the same limit on Party, where 3-betting from the blinds seems the new craze. Anyone else notice this? Is it the same at NL100?

Also, gotta love this guy, I think he missed some value here...

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $48.25
Hero (CO): $159.80
BTN: $49.25
SB: $50.25
BB: $55.05

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $2</font>, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2.50</font>, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($9) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $5</font>, BB calls $5

River: ($19) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $11</font>, BB calls $11

Results: $41 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Nines) and LOST (-$20.50 NET)
BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Fives) and WON $39 (+$18.50 NET)

Hero said, "XXX - the raise button is the one on the right"

XXX said, "I raise, he folds Q9, I win nothing!!!"

Hero said, "OK"


Even better was that 5 minutes prior the SB had called a river raise from BB with TP worst kicker on a paired, flushed board.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

i normally dont berate, but funny how he answers, lol


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12862606

i need help on that one

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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I have been letting my computer data mined during the day and evening and I now have over half a million hands at NL 25. Anyone else got this many

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I have 1.4 million. Table selection FTW!

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Black Friday is around the corner and I am thinking about picking this one up:

http://bfads.net/Westinghouse-22-LCD...itor-at-Target

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Hey guys, [censored]!

That's all.

Today's gonna pwn.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Wow. Hit 7 sets in 650 hands this morning.

Wow. Net profit on said 7 sets: -$62.

Wow. Bastards.

Wow. Set/set twice hyaachachaaaaqqaaaaajDFGHUsegihsdghfhfd

[censored] off you [censored] donkey [censored].

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

lol this sucks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1959/mydaysk7.jpg

i hate those days [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

At least you profited?

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thats right but it's swingy [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

i understand that there are swings in poker

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

does anybody know stars policy about giving you more time at cash tables like x seconds over y amount of time

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does anybody know stars policy about giving you more time at cash tables like x seconds over y amount of time

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To me, it always seemed like an extra 10 seconds every 15 minutes at the table.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+

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gfs are nowhere close to +EV for anythign but sex

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+

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gfs are nowhere close to +EV for anythign but sex

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hehe

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Even though nobody on 2p2 agrees with me. I think they make better friends then guys

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Even though nobody on 2p2 agrees with me. I think they make better friends then guys

[/ QUOTE ]didnt u just make a post in bvb4l or sumtin about a date u were settin up with said girl?!?!??

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Even though nobody on 2p2 agrees with me. I think they make better friends then guys

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QFT





















If you were gay imo.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+

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gfs are nowhere close to +EV for anythign but sex

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So the wedding is off ???? (I'm out of the loop)

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

That girl isn't really a friend - just a girl I have a crush on. I'm pretty sure she is a virgin and is kind of frigid and I enjoy a challenge