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the david wells/john daly of football finally gets his chance to shine

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how can this not be the greatest thing ever?

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It'll be fun to watch to see how he does for sure. Although I was not happy seeing him use his 285 lbs. to slide short of the first down marker on fourth down at the end of the Dallas game, as opposed to going all out. Hopefully it was just brainlock and not indicative of his temperament.

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The pillsbury throwboy himself. This will be great to watch.

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[censored] this thread.

Eli will be back for skins game, mark it down.

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I prefer to think of him as the William Perry of quarterbacks.

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William Perry was actually a good player. Better to think of him as the uhh.. Ted Washington? Aaron Gibson?

I was really pissed that the 280 pound guy started sliding around. It should be interesting.

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J-Lo gogogogoogogogo

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

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I prefer to think of him as the William Perry of quarterbacks.

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The Bears tried to have Perry throw a pass in SB XX, he was sacked.

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O/U 175 yds vs. Green Bay Packers

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way under