Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

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Assani,

I think this and the onslaught threads are silly, but I really don't understand why people get so worked up over them.

Note that for future Onslaughts, there is a forum dedicated to things like that - "Puzzles & Other Games." They already play Mornington Crescent over there, so I imagine they will love Onslaughts.

[/ QUOTE ]will do...I'll post them over there from now on.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

hahaha

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This sounds like the damn computer button in "LOST"

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

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you may not be intoxicated in any way when you show up

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I have no problems with just staying up until 4:30 every day playing. Either that or just go out and get drunk and then show up drunk to this "job."

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Clearly you are not ready to take this opportunity seriously.

[/ QUOTE ]I don't think they'd be able to notice really...I wouldn't be totally drunk, and I would think that as long as my performance didn't suffer they would let me be.

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You haven't even started on this job, and you are already trying to think of ways to cheat the system. What's next, flesh-colored socks? You're a jerk. You've been blessed with an incredible opportunity to carry boiling hot oats around NY for 21 years straight, don't blow it.

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ROFL at this post, the experienced oat runner who made 3 posts, the Oats on a Plane picture, and the Frogger picture.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

I hated myself for reading the first half of this thread, then came BOR. I've never laughed so hard at anything on 2p2. Thanks for bumping.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

could it be;

I need to move 1 kilo of cocain from mexico to USA everyday. Region of border is located in Arizona. No roads so I have to travel by foot for about a mile. The druglords have my under a 21 year contract (through out which they underpay me).

If i break the contract they will void my 1million $ and kill me.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

Seriously, this quite possibly went from worst thread I have ever read to one of the best I have ever read. Awesome.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

I like the OP. Definitely better than his HU STT game.

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lolz

meh

Yugoslav

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

I have never laughed so hard in my life