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who the hell is this???

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dont know, but that girl seems underaged to be getting breast implants

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dont know, but that girl seems underaged to be getting breast implants

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Sad that my first post would be about this, but I guess I'm more of a perv than a poker player...

Look up "Christina Model" on youtube and you can see much more of this girl.

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Looks like Beth added another fantastic moment to her list.

Taken from cardplayer.com and the NVG forum.

With a board of AKJ10Q, Nick Schulman moves all in for almost 25,000 into the tiny pot and Men "The Master" Nguyen quickly calls all in behind him. Seat 3 folds and Tom Dobrilovic moves all in behind. Seat 6 announces that he is all in and now it is up to Beth Shak to make her decision. After a few moments, she decides to muck her cards.

Of course, the players turn over their cards and begin to laugh. Schulman says, "Every little chip helps," as he collects his piece of the pot. Nguyen can't stop laughing and Seat 3 still has no idea what is going on. Dobrilovic, who held pocket fours, stays silent and Seat 6 disappointingly shows his counterfeited Q-7 offsuit.

Discuss.

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BUT SHES HOT SO ITS OK OH WAIT SHES ACTUALLY FUGLY

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Maybe the dumbest bitch ever. What a unreal airhead. Flashing aa signs to the crown like who does that really. Gky you dumb whore

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I'd so have wanted to see a K come up somewhere...

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lol @ being outta line = retarded or low IQ

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I think its clearly needed for extreme cases such as this there needs to be a line drawn somewhere.

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But where to draw the line?

What about doing a monkey dance and putting a chair on your head? Is that OK as long as you like basketball?

What if you are praying your heart out to the Lord but your opponent's wife is praying even harder to Jesus?

Tough issues.

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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This is such a good point. Accumulating chips in a tournament is soooooo overrated.

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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This is such a good point. Accumulating chips in a tournament is soooooo overrated.

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Hummm, well maybe, I'm not the best tournament player for sure, but still seems like the risk/reward of allowing the 3rd player in the pot is not worth it. I realize the point of this thread is to make fun of the "dumb pretty girl", but I still don't think it was a stupid move at all.

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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This is such a good point. Accumulating chips in a tournament is soooooo overrated.

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Hummm, well maybe, I'm not the best tournament player for sure, but still seems like the risk/reward of allowing the 3rd player in the pot is not worth it. I realize the point of this thread is to make fun of the "dumb pretty girl", but I still don't think it was a stupid move at all.

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Pray for guidance, son.

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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This is such a good point. Accumulating chips in a tournament is soooooo overrated.

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Hummm, well maybe, I'm not the best tournament player for sure, but still seems like the risk/reward of allowing the 3rd player in the pot is not worth it. I realize the point of this thread is to make fun of the "dumb pretty girl", but I still don't think it was a stupid move at all.

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Pray for guidance, son.

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I got it over in the MTT STRAT forum. Still with so much $ on the line I would have a hard time not wanting to isolate against one caller, double up and advance a pay slot.

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Among players who have made multiple final tables
Charlie Shoten is the most retarded ever.

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Among players who have made multiple final tables
Charlie Shoten is the most retarded ever.

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that's not charlie that is Mr.guy Laliberte with glasses. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Sigh @ Beth. She's like screaming out she has aces when there's still one decision to be made. Her IQ must be so low.

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she sure looks dumb but she got more money than u.

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what the [censored] does having a billion of dollars has to do with intelligence?

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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This is such a good point. Accumulating chips in a tournament is soooooo overrated.

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Hummm, well maybe, I'm not the best tournament player for sure, but still seems like the risk/reward of allowing the 3rd player in the pot is not worth it. I realize the point of this thread is to make fun of the "dumb pretty girl", but I still don't think it was a stupid move at all.

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Pray for guidance, son.

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I got it over in the MTT STRAT forum. Still with so much $ on the line I would have a hard time not wanting to isolate against one caller, double up and advance a pay slot.

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which is why you will probably never win a poker tournament

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besides someone open shoving for like 1000 big blinds in a cash game, this is probably the easiest KK fold ever

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lmao

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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This is such a good point. Accumulating chips in a tournament is soooooo overrated.

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Hummm, well maybe, I'm not the best tournament player for sure, but still seems like the risk/reward of allowing the 3rd player in the pot is not worth it. I realize the point of this thread is to make fun of the "dumb pretty girl", but I still don't think it was a stupid move at all.

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Pray for guidance, son.

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I got it over in the MTT STRAT forum. Still with so much $ on the line I would have a hard time not wanting to isolate against one caller, double up and advance a pay slot.

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So with the best starting hand you would be happier winning about 100K from Phil, even though your stack was about 600K, rather than winning that and another 400K from the other guy? (numbers may be wrong because youtube isn't working and i haven't seen the hand for a while).

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Hevad Khan
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Jerry Yang praying would be a close second

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Seems to me to be the best stratagy. She has a caller to her all-in, why would she want two? So she can twice the change to be sucked out on? yea, if she knew that the brat had AA also then staying quite to get the 3rd call is good. But otherwise, get them to fold however you can that is legal. er duh.

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ur an idiot.