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fybpm 11-20-2007 11:10 PM

You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
1) You have replaced your daily routine of sh*t/shower/shave with sit/sulk/shove

2) You refer to your friends by their usernames or handles

3) You haven't styled your hair in over 8 months

4) You've had over 3 conversations debating with someone that poker "isn't gambling"

5) You check the 2+2 forums more than your home mailbox

6) You have nightmares and wake up sweating and yelling "HE'S RIGHT, he DID say TOP TOP!"

Keep 'em comin...

Spechel EDD 11-20-2007 11:20 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
stop posting

kemystery 11-20-2007 11:21 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
[*]squeeze one off whenever Karina Jett buys into a $5+1 Razz tourney on FT

GTBMuckface 11-20-2007 11:22 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

Kingz22 11-20-2007 11:22 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
When your mini fridge is by your desk, full of food for the week, you DON'T have to stand up to consume any of it, and you brilliantly have empty water gallons to p*ss in whenever you have to (Definitely bonus for male cardplayers);

When it's the most annoying burden for you to go to the bathroom for option number 2;

When you play so many tables that you honestly witness the AA vs KK preflop classic at least 7 times a day;

When you've had a dream about poker, without fail, at least once a week;

When you've had a dream about your mom spanking you when she coincidentally bumped into you at Foxwoods (she was there for a concert)

markdeeznutz 11-20-2007 11:24 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
[ QUOTE ]
stop posting

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keikiwai 11-20-2007 11:25 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
when you click mouse lose house

fearless2k 11-20-2007 11:25 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
lol

fybpm 11-20-2007 11:37 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
[ QUOTE ]
LOSE EVERY POT ALL DAY LONG TO 92
SDL;KGL;'ASK
ASDG;
'ASGF
'ADFG
'SDF;G'SDF;G

[/ QUOTE ]

JSmith2007 11-20-2007 11:39 PM

Re: You know you\'re a poker degen when...
 
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