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SailAwayWithMe 11-02-2007 09:43 AM

Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
Convo with a german girl I use to work with who is very hot LDO. She's coming back to miami soon (few months). Do I have a shot based on this convo. Or is this simply joking around.

German Girl (no network) wrote
at 4:52pm yesterday
is that Greg in the back there??

SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 5:05pm yesterday
lol yes it is. Come back to Miami German Girl


German Girl (no network) wrote
at 5:28pm yesterday
I am trying - can you figure out how to get me a Greencard?

SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 5:31pm yesterday
One way to get a greencard that comes to mind is to marry me.


German Girl (no network) wrote
at 5:33pm yesterday
then start thinking about proposing

SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 5:35pm yesterday
We gotta go on 3 dates before i start thinking about proposing


German Girl (no network) wrote
at 5:37pm yesterday
The trips to Wendy's for lunch don't count, I take it..?

SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 5:45pm yesterday
Ok we can skip the dates and just jump to the fun parts at the end of the dates


German Girl (no network) wrote
at 5:55pm yesterday
great, then you'll def. wanna marry me

SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 6:02pm yesterday
Cute Accent + Personality + Always thought you were hot..Whats not to like.


German Girl (no network) wrote
at 6:09pm yesterday
Awe..we'll keep that in mind then. I am off to bed..say hi to the boys for me - nite nite

SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 7:26pm yesterday
ok. goodnight.

Other Info:
We use to have lunch with a few co-workers everyday for a year and I told her I might be backpacking Europe in a few months and she insisted I stay with her in Germany

Brag: Hot german girls talk to me
Beat: Don't have much game

dariush 11-02-2007 09:49 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
esse meine scheisse

jasonfish11 11-02-2007 09:51 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
Did you think she was a guy because her name was Mike? Did you tell her to keep her German hands off your genitals? And lastly did you pee on your little brothers robe last night?

If so you are golden. Good luck.

Scotty doesnt know
that Fiona and me
do it in my van every Sunday
Says that shes in church
but she doesnt go
still shes on her knees
and Scotty doesnt know

chopsticks 11-02-2007 09:57 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
Pics or she doesnt exist.

SailAwayWithMe 11-02-2007 09:58 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Pics or she doesnt exist.

[/ QUOTE ]

No train wrecks please

http://photos-745.ll.facebook.com/ph...60462_3504.jpg

Georgia Avenue 11-02-2007 09:59 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 6:02pm yesterday
Cute Accent + Personality + Always thought you were hot..Whats not to like.


UGH

EW


GROOSSS

Notice her reaction to this pathetic fawning:

"Awe...PEACE OUT."

You were doing well, but that just, yeah. Next time take it back a notch with some playful teasing once you've gotten to that stage. Like

" German Girl (no network) wrote
at 5:55pm yesterday
great, then you'll def. wanna marry me "

You: That depends on how fun the fun parts are!

or if that's too forward for you,

You: Hell naw I'm a playa for real baby. Word up.

or

You: By fun parts I meant playing Jenga, get yr mind outta the gutter woman.

Anything other than "snarfsnarfsnarf I liiiike u snarf."

Manlaw.

--GA

ifckladyluck 11-02-2007 09:59 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
Cute Accent + Personality + Always thought you were hot..Whats not to like.

thats where it went sour.

SailAwayWithMe 11-02-2007 10:02 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
[ QUOTE ]
SailAwayWithMe wrote
at 6:02pm yesterday
Cute Accent + Personality + Always thought you were hot..Whats not to like.


UGH

EW


GROOSSS

Notice her reaction to this pathetic fawning:

"Awe...PEACE OUT."

You were doing well, but that just, yeah. Next time take it back a notch with some playful teasing once you've gotten to that stage. Like

" German Girl (no network) wrote
at 5:55pm yesterday
great, then you'll def. wanna marry me "

You: That depends on how fun the fun parts are!

or if that's too forward for you,

You: Hell naw I'm a playa for real baby. Word up.

or

You: By fun parts I meant playing Jenga, get yr mind outta the gutter woman.

Anything other than "snarfsnarfsnarf I liiiike u snarf."

Manlaw.

--GA

[/ QUOTE ]

GA your awesome the jenga and the depends on good... thing was awesome. I wish there was still a way i could use it.

jasonfish11 11-02-2007 10:02 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
[ QUOTE ]
You: By fun parts I meant playing Jenga, get yr mind outta the gutter woman.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ahhh. If Jenga isnt dirty you sir need to be introduced to drunken Jenga. Such a great game; except last time I played when I pulled the "masturbate for a minute" block I said "hell what am I going to do for the other 45 seconds."

SailAwayWithMe 11-02-2007 10:03 AM

Re: Do I Have Potential With This Girl?
 
lol i can delete my comment and switch it? although she did already read it.


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