Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me
So, I made a website exposing Absolute Poker's Cheating habits.
I regularly get morons asking me all sorts of stuff - like one [censored] who called me at 5.30am complaining that he can't install Absolute Poker graphics on his machine. Who the hell would seek Absolute Poker technical support from a website called www.absolutepokercheats.com? Anyway, I just had this conversation (edited for brevity) [ QUOTE ] [16:59] Joshua: hi, Michael [16:59] aujoz: gday [16:59] Joshua: Are u a Computer or a Person [16:59] aujoz: i am a person [16:59] aujoz: wtf sort of question is that? [17:00] Joshua: Do you know were i can get POKER RNG fullversion Cracked? [17:00] aujoz: are you stoned? [17:00] aujoz: or just stupid? ... [17:02] Joshua: u Know a program i can use then [17:02] Joshua: on Pokerstars [17:02] aujoz: sorry [17:02] Joshua: Just to use for play money not eal [17:02] aujoz: did you read what i just wrote? [17:03] aujoz: so, let me get this straight: [17:03] aujoz: a) you want me to help you cheat [17:03] aujoz: b) you realise that was you ask is impossible [17:03] aujoz: c) you come to a site dedicated for exposing cheaters to help you cheat [17:03] aujoz: and, best of all: [17:03] aujoz: d) you're not even going to use your cheating for real money, but rather, will only use it for play money? [17:04] aujoz: please tell me that this is a bbv4l joke [17:04] Joshua: Why take the chance of getting arrested [17:04] aujoz: well, i'm not taking a chance of getting arrested [17:05] Joshua: if u use it for real money [17:05] Joshua: that would be illegal [17:05] aujoz: hey, you're not a cop, are you? [17:05] Joshua: no [17:05] Joshua: lol [17:05] aujoz: (under australian law, it is illegal for a cop to deny that they are a cop if asked) [17:05] aujoz: ok [17:05] aujoz: since you've passed my test [17:05] aujoz: i'll post you the RNG cracker [17:05] aujoz: it's the updated log( version [17:05] aujoz: log ( 8 ) version [17:06] aujoz: what's your address? [17:06] Joshua: xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com [17:06] aujoz: no, dummy, your postal address [17:06] aujoz: it's embedded in a CD [17:06] Joshua: why would i tell u that [17:06] Joshua: lol [17:06] aujoz: too big to email [17:06] aujoz: well, you can write to me at my postal address then [17:06] aujoz: PO Box 45, Wangaratta, Vic, 3676, Australia [17:07] Joshua: i live in usa [17:07] aujoz: that's fine [17:07] aujoz: just send me a stamped, self-addressed envelope [17:07] aujoz: and i'll post it to you [17:07] Joshua: There should be ones u can download off the net [17:08] aujoz: only fake ones [17:08] Joshua: i got about 20 people looking [17:08] aujoz: if you find it elsewhere, no need to bother me [17:08] aujoz: like, i don't care [17:09] Joshua: How come your on this little chat box? [17:09] aujoz: I enjoy talking to muppets [17:09] Joshua: are u he owner of the site [17:10] aujoz: yes [17:10] Joshua: o [17:10] Joshua: i know only one Poker cheat works [17:11] Joshua: and its the Poker RNG [17:11] Joshua: Random Number Genirater [17:11] aujoz: is it the log 8 version? [17:11] aujoz: how much did you pay for it? [17:11] Joshua: version 6 i think [17:12] aujoz: aha! [17:12] aujoz: you need the log 8 version [17:12] Joshua: there $500 on the web [17:12] aujoz: you paid $500? [17:12] Joshua: i didnt buy it [17:12] aujoz: how'd you get it? [17:12] Joshua: im ask people if they got one to give me [17:12] aujoz: oh [17:12] Joshua: i didnt get it [17:12] aujoz: you're a smart cookie [17:12] aujoz: oh, you don't have it/ [17:12] aujoz: ? [17:12] aujoz: you just want it? [17:12] Joshua: im Far from smrt [17:13] Joshua: no i dont got it [17:13] Joshua: i wish [17:13] Joshua: u know [17:13] Joshua: how to get a PokerBot [17:14] Joshua: that works for Pokerstars Play Money [17:14] aujoz: hey, is this one giant level? [17:15] Meebo Message: Joshua has left your page [/ QUOTE ] So, my question to you, BBV is: "What should I email to this muppet?" |
Re: Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me
sell him fake cheating software, then let me play him hu4rollz
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Joshua: Random Number Genirater [/ QUOTE ] |
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Joshua: im Far from smrt [/ QUOTE ] |
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[17:12] Joshua: there $500 on the web [/ QUOTE ] |
Re: Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me
obvious solution is $25 key logger
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Re: Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me
horse porn
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Re: Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me
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[17:05] aujoz: (under australian law, it is illegal for a cop to deny that they are a cop if asked) [/ QUOTE ] According to a friend of mine who is a (South Australian) cop, this is an urban myth. |
Re: Beat: Retards Try To Buy Software To Cheat Poker Sites From Me
Also: You should email him a program that randomly switches around the pokerstars card images. i.e. use the ace of clubs image for 2d.gif, etc.
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According to a friend of mine who is a (South Australian) cop, this is an urban myth. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, I know - I just needed an excuse to get him to tell me his email address after calling him an idiot. |
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