Fat people questions
 

I have a lot of questions about fat people. I assume most of you are lard asses and could help me out. If your fat feel free to answer, and If you have fat people questions add to the list.

-How do fatasses get MRI's? I got one the other day and no way in hell is someone over 250 fitting in that thing.

-For the real fat people how do you wipe your ass?

Thanks for your time.

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Damn, you can't fit in an MRI or wipe your ass?

Thanks for making me feel better about myself! I can even still see my wanger!!

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for the 2nd question... i don't wipe... i just leave it and go about my business... usually wind up just throwing the boxer shorts out.. if i am going to be seeing human life in the next 30mins - 1hr i will just go directly from toliet to shower, and shove the water hose up there until i stop seeing brown water...

in terms of the MRI, i am really fat, so i mean i have much more severe problems than that... i don't go to DRs ne ways

good luck at the tables

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Oh, and why do you need an MRI? had a stroke due to a piece of bratwurst logded in your brain?

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Oh, and why do you need an MRI? had a stroke due to a piece of bratwurst logded in your brain?

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MMM bratwurst

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Damn, you can't fit in an MRI or wipe your ass?

Thanks for making me feel better about myself! I can even still see my wanger!!

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I have the biggest peen on the interwebs, so I don't ever see myself having this problem.

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lol

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oh and this too......

The Goliath Casket

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Most MRI's can accomadate 350-400lbs. More than this and it's time to visit your friendly local zoo or veterinary school.

I'm actually really curious as to the wiping issue myself. I hate to admit it, but I sort of assumed once you get too big you don't really wipe any more [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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i had a friend in high school who's dad was real fat, and what i heard was the he used a towel at home, dont know when out and about