Huge Beat: Vomit.
 

I threw up the other night for the first time in 26 years. Yes, you read that right, no typo...TWENTY-SIX YEARS. Before Saturday night I didn't even know what it was like or what to expect. Well, it was [censored] horrible. Blastin out my nose, shootin outta my mouth. What's worse is that I was on the throne having the rest of my insides come out my other side at the same time. So there I am at 2:30 in the morning not really knowing wtf is happening to me and even wimpering 'help me please help me' into the tiny trash bucket next to the throne. That image will probably be burned in my memory forever.

To all those who actually stick your finger down your throat to induce this [censored]....what the [censored] you sick [censored] bastards!

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dont worry there are support groups for bulimia these days

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You ate chipotle??

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Don't you hate it when you get a chunk of food stuck in your nose and you can't get it out? It just sits there in vomit juice burning your nose.

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vomitting is awesome.

The last time I vomitted I blew up veins under my eyes

Fun.

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sounds like good times.

Someone lock this [censored] psycho up

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I threw up three times last weekend and ended up hooking up with chicks 2 of the 3 times immediately after. The other night I was getting hit on by a creepy married 45 year old and left for bed.

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You have food poisoning, drink gatorade,I had this before after McD's McNuggets, lost 15 pounds in two days, I know how you feel. My Dr. recommended Gatorade and it worked wonders.

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26 years???? so you've never puked from excessive drinking? thats quite nitty.

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i wouldn't really hate it that much, except if you keep hurling sometimes it feels like you'll suffocate cause you can't get a breath in the middle of all the wretching

been a few years for me luckily... last one was alcohol induced... valentine's day i believe

good times for my then gf [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I once drank 5 shots + 5 mixed drinks in 30 minutes...ended up within an inch of yakking but nay. Damn flu that swept through my house finally did me in.

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26 years?

seinfeld had a show about having a 15 year vomit streak, i wondered how the [censored] that was possible.

with my raging alcoholism, it's tough to go 15 weeks.

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Meh, I barely even remember most of the times I've thrown up. They aren't completely horrible memories tbh, sometimes its even quite a relief.

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I agree with OP. Throwing up is [censored] terrible.

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bigger beat than actually vomiting is the fact that op is pushing AT LEAST 50 yrs old

lame

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Your word of the day is "emetophobia".

jb, 20 years and counting

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i'm 33

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I haven't thrown up since May 1991. It took severe turbulence on Aeroflot Airlines immediately after the [censored] dinner service to accomplish the deed.

Obviously, I have never been a drinker.

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I haven't thrown up since May 1991. It took severe turbulence on Aeroflot Airlines immediately after the [censored] dinner service to accomplish the deed.

Obviously, I have never been a drinker.

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Aeroflot hahahaha

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I haven't thrown up since May 1991. It took severe turbulence on Aeroflot Airlines immediately after the [censored] dinner service to accomplish the deed.

Obviously, I have never been a drinker.

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Aeroflot hahahaha

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Yeah, pretty much. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Worst is when you puke like 15 times consecutively losing all your breath, and you feel like you're going to pass out.

[censored] and puking at the same time sucks.

I'm constantly forcing myself to puke when I'm so [censored] faced I feel like I'm going to die. I like puking better than a spinning room.

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the actual act of vomiting is a relief, really.
it's what leads up to the vomiting that's fkin horrible...
the heaving, the shivers...

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i threw up like 4 times tonight playing pong. that game sucks. what is the point of games where you drink so much that you have to throw up. and then youre like not even that drunk anymore. its just a question of volume i mean come on.

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anybody ever throw up to the point you were yakking bile?

it's fun imo

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but youre actually good at poker hek so i dont give a [censored] about your beats

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puking sucks, dry heaves are the worst however. Especially the part where it feels like your intestines are forcing their way up your esophagus.

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puking sucks, dry heaves are the worst however. Especially the part where it feels like your intestines are forcing their way up your esophagus.

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isn't it past your bedtime tbph?