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pimmel 11-10-2007 08:16 PM

ask me about killing myself
 
sitting here with my 92fs, pondering the fact that i just donked all my girlfriennds credit ($2k) away drunk... if she wakes up tomorrow and finds out she will dump me so might as well kill myself now. any suggestions??

W3rdy303 11-10-2007 08:17 PM

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dont sue me for posting in this thread

dkgojackets 11-10-2007 08:17 PM

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never post here again

ix.spider.uk 11-10-2007 08:18 PM

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make a staking deal fast to cover it

holdme 11-10-2007 08:22 PM

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find more of her credit cards

ix.spider.uk 11-10-2007 08:23 PM

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take out a loan

rebuyboy 11-10-2007 08:24 PM

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sitting here with my 92fs, pondering the fact that i just donked all my girlfriennds credit ($2k) away drunk... if she wakes up tomorrow and finds out she will dump me so might as well kill myself now. any suggestions??

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make sure she doesn't wake up ldo

raze 11-10-2007 08:24 PM

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Not over 2 grand... come on man

huhwhatyousay? 11-10-2007 08:24 PM

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find more of her credit cards and move up to chase losses

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mrh86 11-10-2007 08:25 PM

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Yeah you're not allowed to kill yourself over sums less than $2100.

Alobar 11-10-2007 08:25 PM

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any suggestions??

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stop taking the easy way out. Get some help, go to AA or GA meetings, get a job and pay your GF back, or at least pay the chick who used to be your girlfriend back (cuz you are getting dumped, and rightfully so)

Enervate 11-10-2007 08:26 PM

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Kill yourself you useless piece of [censored].























.only joking

hoyasaxa 11-10-2007 08:26 PM

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This will be the only serious response you are going to get

if you are actually thinking about killing yourself, call 911. Right now.

Put down the 92fs and walk away

SkeetyMcdoogle 11-10-2007 08:28 PM

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life is worth a lot more than 2k broski

ix.spider.uk 11-10-2007 08:29 PM

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call the police then when they get there sneak into their car. there will be a shotgun inside it. steal their car and drive to vice city. Park your car on the grass next to the gate on the backside of the boat. Now run across the street and snipe all the guards you can see. Now run up the boatand to the spot, ignoring all the guards. After you've been there, run back down and jump off of the boat, right next to your car. Now drive to the pay 'n' spray and it's all good.

W3rdy303 11-10-2007 08:30 PM

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call the police then when they get there sneak into their car. there will be a shotgun inside it. steal their car and drive to vice city. Park your car on the grass next to the gate on the backside of the boat. Now run across the street and snipe all the guards you can see. Now run up the boatand to the spot, ignoring all the guards. After you've been there, run back down and jump off of the boat, right next to your car. Now drive to the pay 'n' spray and it's all good.

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haha

artard 11-10-2007 08:31 PM

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call the police then when they get there sneak into their car. there will be a shotgun inside it. steal their car and drive to vice city. Park your car on the grass next to the gate on the backside of the boat. Now run across the street and snipe all the guards you can see. Now run up the boatand to the spot, ignoring all the guards. After you've been there, run back down and jump off of the boat, right next to your car. Now drive to the pay 'n' spray and it's all good.

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This is way too much work just run over some hookers in your car and you'll get 2 grand easy

JokersAttack 11-10-2007 08:31 PM

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put the thing down and chillax.

2k is nothing, just tell her the truth, she'll appreciate it, adn then go get a job and work off the debt.

OnYourBike 11-10-2007 08:32 PM

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loser

ix.spider.uk 11-10-2007 08:36 PM

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loser

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wrong. balla. one day he will fly



























out of his window landing on poor Mrs Donaldson who's just been out looking for her pet cat bertie who recently went missing.

shipitkthx 11-10-2007 08:37 PM

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lol natural selection

FF_Barret 11-10-2007 08:38 PM

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Something tells me the people you lost the 2k to were probably thinking "Wow, this guy sucks, he should kill himself ldo".

rothko 11-10-2007 08:38 PM

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you [censored] up. we all do. make things right and move on. you'll be okay.

artard 11-10-2007 08:38 PM

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why would they want someone who is giving them money to die?

mr.giggles 11-10-2007 08:39 PM

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op do it now before u change ur mind!!!!

dragonystic 11-10-2007 08:40 PM

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do the world a favor...

pimmel 11-10-2007 08:40 PM

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[censored] this

mr.giggles 11-10-2007 08:42 PM

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does this mena ur gonna do it? if so post a trip report after

chopsticks 11-10-2007 08:42 PM

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Tell her that the money went in with a lead, it was just a suckout and shell eventually win it back if she can get her money in with similar advantage which means giving it to you.

Or if you want to get it back asap, win a freeroll and double it 4 or 5 times.

Das Budrick 11-10-2007 08:44 PM

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any suggestions??

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stop taking the easy way out. Get some help, go to AA or GA meetings, get a job and pay your GF back, or at least pay the chick who used to be your girlfriend back (cuz you are getting dumped, and rightfully so)

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DougShrapnel 11-10-2007 08:48 PM

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Don't do it man, call 911 or 1800Gambler, and stop reading this thread.

ix.spider.uk 11-10-2007 08:49 PM

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[censored] this

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thats the spirit. then your girlfriend can wake up and find shes broke and single

mdkrahn 11-10-2007 08:54 PM

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sitting here with my 92fs, pondering the fact that i just donked all my girlfriennds credit ($2k) away drunk... if she wakes up tomorrow and finds out she will dump me so might as well kill myself now. any suggestions??

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make sure she doesn't wake up ldo

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lol

O Fen�meno 11-10-2007 08:56 PM

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so many new postars in this hudge thread

MauMau 11-10-2007 08:56 PM

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sitting here with my 92fs, pondering the fact that i just donked all my girlfriennds credit ($2k) away drunk... if she wakes up tomorrow and finds out she will dump me so might as well kill myself now. any suggestions??

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make sure she doesn't wake up ldo

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gregorio 11-10-2007 08:59 PM

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stop posting like this, or Jimm will get jealous.

Ephialtes 11-10-2007 09:03 PM

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sitting here with my 92fs, pondering the fact that i just donked all my girlfriennds credit ($2k) away drunk... if she wakes up tomorrow and finds out she will dump me so might as well kill myself now. any suggestions??

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make sure she doesn't wake up ldo

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runningman 11-10-2007 09:12 PM

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find more of her credit cards

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KamiKatze 11-10-2007 09:12 PM

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sitting here with my 92fs, pondering the fact that i just donked all my girlfriennds credit ($2k) away drunk... if she wakes up tomorrow and finds out she will dump me so might as well kill myself now. any suggestions??

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absoludicrous 11-10-2007 09:13 PM

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Kill your GF, problem solved...


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