My theory why ATF is awesome
 

One would think that ATF would be one of the least interesting forums on the site: its designed to be a place where people get and give information about 2+2. However, everyone who's anyone is a regular and we like reading it.

The reason why is that noobs don't really think to look here for entertainment or information. These people generally don't do anything wrong, so we can't ban them, but they haven't spent hundreds of hours honing their 2+2 wit. Instead there are three categories of posters here:

1. 2+2 regulars who have spent hundreds of hours honing their 2+2 wit.

2. Retards who are full of themselves and think they know how to run the forum, but they actually don't have a clue. There are more regulars than retards here which is important, but the retards provide an important source of entertainment.

3. Our moderator Mike, who is awesome.

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Iron, don't ruin 2p2's best kept secret. Thread titles like this will ruin it for everyone!

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3. Our moderator Mike, who is awesome.

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just a note, this was edited in and did not appear in the original post.

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Thanks for the hu, mason. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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my 2p2 wit is well-honed

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4. Internet is SRS bIZNEssssss

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ATF needs more RJ Penis In The The Mouth

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when you have an IQ over 200, you don't need mod powers to delete posts. you don't even need to be logged in or reading the thread!

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ATF is awesome because I'm not banned there.

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1. 2+2 regulars who have spent hundreds of hours honing their 2+2 wit.


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Honing. Are you sure you didn't mean hoing?

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atf is awesome because it stands for ass-to-face

my ass, your face in case you were wondering

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I'm touched. Your very generous.

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atf is awesome because it stands for ass-to-face

my ass, your face in case you were wondering

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oh, that's why it's your favourite.

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Oh and even more interesting that sounds like a bit of a Ho
position........physically that is.

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atf is awesome because it stands for ass-to-face

my ass, your face in case you were wondering

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That's good progress NT! just go ahead and get it all out in the open and you will feel better about yourself and life in general. Keeping everything locked up in that closet of yours will only make the world around you sour [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Love is a rose but you better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

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Love is a rose but you better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

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And no matter how much you try to avoid the pricks, you sometimes get caught by them.

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Love is a rose but you better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

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I had to read this twice. I thought I saw a nose-picking joke in there someplace the first time. Don't ask where or why. I don't know either.

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Love is a rose but you better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

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And no matter how much you try to avoid the pricks, you sometimes get caught by them.

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Too right!

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Love is a rose but you better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

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And no matter how much you try to avoid the pricks, you sometimes get caught by them.

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I hear you found somebody new,
And that I never meant that much to you.

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Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out.
It doesn't matter much to me.

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Love is a rose but you better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

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And no matter how much you try to avoid the pricks, you sometimes get caught by them.

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I hear you found somebody new,
And that I never meant that much to you.

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Was it something I said or something I did
Did my words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess thats why they say

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Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

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This old world's a funny place
And yet it's hard to beat,
With every rose you get a thorn,
but ain't the roses sweet?

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I said, I'll ride with you if you
can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a Wiffle Ball™ bat
So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."

Edit: Changed lyrics to Wiffle Ball™.

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ATF is awesome because all the regulars from all the different forums come here to laugh at the douchebags that hate on NT!

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I said, I'll ride with you if you
can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a Wiffle Ball™ bat
So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."

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We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar

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nath, NT:

Are you guys homosexual?

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homosexual is not the preferred nomenclature

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ATF is awesome because all the regulars from all the different forums come here to laugh at the douchebags that hate on NT!

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ATF is awesome because this is where the douchebags suddenly discover that they are douchebags.

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GUESS IM THE RETARD CUZ I AINT MIKE HAVEN

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[censored] ATF

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ahhh. That's too funny.

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ATF has jumped the shark

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ATF has jumped the shark

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http://businessturnaround.blogs.com/..._the_shark.jpg

meh. Wait till db posts.

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nath, NT:

Are you guys homosexual?

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You are going to have to better define homosexual.

If you only get your salad tossed !1! time does that make you?

Idk I'm gonna have to go with yeah if you enjoy your anal to be licked by the same gender then I'm pretty sure you are ghey.

But really I am not a proffesional in this matter and my personal opinion is there really is'nt anything wrong with it as long as you are enjoying yourself.

NT! I understand you are pretty well versed in this area.

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atf is awesome because it stands for ass-to-face
my ass, your face in case you were wondering

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Tell us when nath is enjoying a bowl of NT! Dingleberry special do you consider the reach around to be an act of gheyness or does it start with the munching of Dingleberries?

I mean really whatever floats their boat is up to them,
El D, I do agree that this is pretty interesting discussion and as I can't wait to get to the bottom of this Im going to wait in anticipation and grind some HSSNGS while they get back to us!