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VespaRally 08-30-2007 11:50 PM

Masurbatory Verification Form (lifetardish)
 
Friend A mentions that he enjoys beating off in the company of this chick he’s seeing.

Friend B agrees with Friend A’s statement and claims that he also enjoys doing this as his girl dances, licks his lips, kisses him, or other seductive activities.

Friend C finds that awkward and laughs about it for a little while not seeing the logic in it. He calls it "rugged" or something like that.

It’s not clear whether Friend C is uncomfortable with jerking off in itself (shouldn’t be since he has a massive Vivid collection he’s always talking about - slightly exaggerating), or just finds it awkward doing it with his chick. Note: Friend C is the type to brag about his exploits and his domination in bed and how he loves to please a woman by going down on them, unique positions, etc.

So, in your estimate, is it ever cool to do this or is it lame?

Note: all chicks being discussed are hot.

Is it okay as a pre-sex activity?
Is it not kosher as a main sex activity?

Let's keep this respectful guys.

Scary_Tiger 08-30-2007 11:53 PM

Re: Masurbatory Verification Form (lifetardish)
 
Scary_Tiger finds that awkward and laughs about it for a little while not seeing the logic in it.

KOTLP 08-30-2007 11:56 PM

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not awkward, but much more fun doing it for random strangers.

JackInDaCrak 08-31-2007 12:02 AM

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Let's keep this respectful guys.

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swingdoc 08-31-2007 12:02 AM

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Wait, I'm confused. What's the girlfriend for if you're doing it to yourself? Sounds to me like someone didn't learn to share ... his dick.

JuntMonkey 08-31-2007 12:36 AM

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Scary_Tiger finds that awkward and laughs about it for a little while not seeing the logic in it.

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Is this like a Winnie the Pooh thing?

sawseech 08-31-2007 01:17 AM

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friend C is impotent

mikecrooks 08-31-2007 01:51 AM

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I like to wip it out and start jerking off in front of unsuspecting women.

metsandfinsfan 08-31-2007 02:48 AM

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it is fine. should not be your main source of sexual experience with the girl, but if you like to do it in front of her and she likes to watch then what is the problem

Fast Food Knight 08-31-2007 08:38 AM

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Friend A mentions that she enjoys masturbating in the company of this guy she's seeing.

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Serious question, how does this affect the weirdness?


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