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Mark the muck 11-07-2007 05:20 AM

brag or beat: my life
 
After having my studyaffairs done, my life goes since half a year this way:

waking up between 10 and 11 am. logging on at pokerstars,grindin..

at ~2 pm. I drive to McDonalds, coming back, loggin on at pokerstars,grindin..

at ~5 pm. I search for some sportbets and place my bets.

at ~9 pm. I drive to Burger King or ordering döner (no idea if u know this,its kind of fast food).

at 10 pm. I argue because of lost sportbets,logging on to pokerstars,grindin..

at the weekend I bust some money by shopping, in the evening I start drinking and driving to the casino.

brag: I didnt start drinking during the week yet
brag: I am not fat
brag: I make good moneyz

beat: have no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls

variance: is ur life different?

CanISayWanker 11-07-2007 05:21 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
standard

EWS87 11-07-2007 05:28 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
american dream id say

Sykes 11-07-2007 05:34 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
super standard.

skoal2k4 11-07-2007 05:38 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
just curious.. what's your normal game/limits?

Mark the muck 11-07-2007 05:40 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
nl100-nl600.

hmm,u say standard,my last few friends start worrying bout me.. so who is right now?

Gonso 11-07-2007 05:49 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
re-ban

Paul McSwizzle 11-07-2007 05:51 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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nl100-nl600.

hmm,u say standard,my last few friends start worrying bout me.. so who is right now?

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haha, it is a poker site man... as an aside, you may not want to eat so much fast food.

Plikoe 11-07-2007 06:14 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
Make more youtube video's.

herbstl 11-07-2007 06:17 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

Mark the muck 11-07-2007 06:25 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
[ QUOTE ]
lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

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hmm,I find some brags though:
1. german
2. not forced to eat fast food unlike americans
3. playing NLHE better than americans
4. so balla
5. german

herbstl 11-07-2007 06:27 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
thank god I am no American and no German [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

nhWPjstUnLKy 11-07-2007 06:31 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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thank god I am no American and no German [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Mark the muck 11-07-2007 06:32 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
so what u are?

hallo! 11-07-2007 06:33 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
huge Brag: Döner


ZOMG DÖNER RULES

KingofJ 11-07-2007 06:33 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
It sounds to me that your living the dream man. I did that kind of exact same schedule all summer, now I gota pop into university every now and then [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

nhWPjstUnLKy 11-07-2007 06:35 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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so what u are?

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I am from the great nation on the left of your country.

CanISayWanker 11-07-2007 06:37 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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thank god I am no American and no German [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Mark the muck 11-07-2007 06:39 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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so what u are?

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I am from the great nation on the left of your country.

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so frog eater or car stealer?

holla 11-07-2007 06:40 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
Do you play soccer or only watch it? If you only watch than you should start to do some physical things.

Labarde 11-07-2007 06:42 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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so what u are?

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I am from the great nation on the left of your country.

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so frog eater or car stealer?

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lol

LovedBySgtSaLT 11-07-2007 06:43 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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huge Brag: Döner


ZOMG DÖNER RULES

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its called kebap fyi

SMOTHERBOX 11-07-2007 06:44 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
congrats on making good moneyz, such as "shottaking with a 300 $ BR.. turned them into more than 2k in a few days."

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post12676678

herbstl 11-07-2007 06:48 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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so what u are?

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I am from the great nation on the left of your country.

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so frog eater or car stealer?

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u know left means west - so Poland is not on your left you intelligent guy - buy you an Atlas (don't know the english word for this). He is french I think - and for me I am from the country south to germany

Mark the muck 11-07-2007 06:53 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
if he means west,then he has to say west.

left is too unexactly,thats why west,east,north and south were invented.



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Do you play soccer or only watch it? If you only watch than you should start to do some physical things.

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I neither play nor watch it.
I just place bets and check the results.

physical things is good,but what?

I wanna start playin golf.

Mr_Moore 11-07-2007 07:55 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
You have some positive things in your life and some negative but do not fool yourself with the thought that german=brag

balzak520 11-07-2007 08:12 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
You even posting this says you know it's unhealthy. Cycle in some physical activity and pick up another hobby. You only get one life you know (probably).

icanseeyourcards 11-07-2007 08:19 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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nl100-nl600.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ratamahatta 11-07-2007 08:20 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
I would love to live like that except I don't want to grind anything lower than 600nl and I wouldn't eat [censored] from McDonalds. Oh and I would travel A LOT!

Ephialtes 11-07-2007 08:23 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
i dont see why german is a beat

its like this: spartan >>>>>some others >>>>>>> german >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> austrian >>> american

Choparno 11-07-2007 08:26 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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Do you play soccer or only watch it? If you only watch than you should start to do some physical things.

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I neither play nor watch it.
I just place bets and check the results.


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Loooooooooooool I love this, it cracked me up. "I have an interest in soccer...of course I never play or watch it".

PostBlindUTG 11-07-2007 08:27 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
[ QUOTE ]
lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG Seriously better stf* fu*kin piece of s*it...
We own your ass in any imaginable way and then drive over your dead body with a CL63AMG Black Series

icanseeyourcards 11-07-2007 08:29 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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I would love to live like that except I don't want to grind anything lower than 600nl and I wouldn't eat [censored] from McDonalds. Oh and I would travel A LOT!

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hes a pathetic loser! ..

[ ] travels

[ ] rich

[ ] poker skill

[ ] rolled for nl100-nl600

[x] ugly

[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show

[x] eats @ mc donalds because he cant afford real food

[x] sportbet addict

[ ] good @ sport betting

[x] pays his bill by social benefits for students

[x] attention whore

[x] jealous

[x] envious

[x] makes debts

Choparno 11-07-2007 08:30 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
Also OP your schedule needs some tinkering.

E.g. at 10pm it should read "Watch DVDs and get high".

WTF at logging back on at 10pm for a third session of grinding, your work ethic is way too high and that's probably why you are stressing out and questioning your life.

BROWN 11-07-2007 08:31 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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left is too unexactly,thats why west,east,north and south were invented.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

evilhamit 11-07-2007 08:34 AM

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[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show


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http://catsnstuff.files.wordpress.co...-wait-what.jpg

icanseeyourcards 11-07-2007 08:38 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
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[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show


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http://catsnstuff.files.wordpress.co...-wait-what.jpg

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AHAHAHA

GOOGLE --> FRAUENTAUSCH

Mark the muck 11-07-2007 09:01 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
I has so much haters,my life must be not that bad...


Hugh Heffner also has more haters than a retarded cancer patient.

Ratamahatta 11-07-2007 09:05 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I would love to live like that except I don't want to grind anything lower than 600nl and I wouldn't eat [censored] from McDonalds. Oh and I would travel A LOT!

[/ QUOTE ]

hes a pathetic loser! ..

[ ] travels

[ ] rich

[ ] poker skill

[ ] rolled for nl100-nl600

[x] ugly

[x] changed his mother for a week in a german television show

[x] eats @ mc donalds because he cant afford real food

[x] sportbet addict

[ ] good @ sport betting

[x] pays his bill by social benefits for students

[x] attention whore

[x] jealous

[x] envious

[x] makes debts

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF, how did you get all of these from what I wrote?

Mark the muck 11-07-2007 09:11 AM

Re: brag or beat: my life
 
dont take him serious,he is 15 years old NL10 grinder who steals money from his mother to cash in on pokerstars.


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