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ursine cotcher 11-29-2007 01:15 PM

come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
*cough* Adanthar how could you? *cough*

Any female posters who would like a $50 stake will be eligable for one if they post nudez here - if you just link to it and don't post it inline it is perfectly acceptable

The conditions are:

you are female

you are not ugly

the picture is of you and you can prove this beyond all reasonable doubt

you draw smiley faces on your nipples and a big arrow pointing to your ladygarden with "UC WOZ ERE" written above it

oh, and you have to show your face and write BBV4LYFE on your forehead

a pickle inserted in your anus will merit an extra $5

JokersAttack 11-29-2007 01:17 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
http://www.uranther.com/funnypics/stfu_noob.jpg

gregorio 11-29-2007 01:18 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
You post first, or at least escrow with a mod.

gregorio 11-29-2007 01:19 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
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Wow, that's twice in two posts I've seen that pic from you. You realize you're calling someone who'd been here 5 times longer than you a n00b.

Ban Dright 11-29-2007 01:20 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
I am offering $25 for a female topless picture. The female must be holding a sign that reads

BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT

If the said female can not make the sign, then she has to write BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT in black marker across her chest.

JokersAttack 11-29-2007 01:22 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
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http://www.uranther.com/funnypics/stfu_noob.jpg

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Wow, that's twice in two posts I've seen that pic from you. You realize you're calling someone who'd been here 5 times longer than you a n00b.

[/ QUOTE ] http://refreshed.notian.net/STFU.jpg

ursine cotcher 11-29-2007 01:28 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
[ QUOTE ]
I am offering $25 for a female topless picture. The female must be holding a sign that reads

BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT

If the said female can not make the sign, then she has to write BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT in black marker across her chest.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6359/bddbuu4.jpg

$50 and I take off the bikini!! woop woop!! xoxoxo

ursine cotcher 11-29-2007 01:32 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
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http://www.uranther.com/funnypics/stfu_noob.jpg

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lol @ every single one of your posts being either a checkbox, "ban", fyp or something similar

congratulations on winning the imagination prize [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]


[edit] also, I think Ad actually banned that sweetcocobeggarsloot so the offer is now retracted

kylephilly 11-29-2007 01:33 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
tell coconot to come in hr and post the picktorial

Speel Posher 11-29-2007 01:48 PM

Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts
 
this thread has exciting implications...in my pants


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