Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

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Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose.

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i can't help but wonder if a five foot tall girl (porno star or not) can really be that loose or if, perhaps, you are that small. just a thought.

kudos for sharing though.

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yesa 5 foot tall girl can be loose and a 6 ft tall girl can be tight. trust me.

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fair enough but my suspicion stands.

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

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Well, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she is.

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

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Well, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she is.

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But whatever happened to customer service?

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

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I LOLed.

Edit to add: Move to BBV?

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Haha but now you too can offer a new service: hooker review.

Oh, and obviously you've never been to Jersey/Long Island where the traffic is the same but the hair is pointier.

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Actually I'm originally from NYC (Queens), where the highways are 2-3 lanes wide. Here, the highways (called freeways) are 4-5 lanes wide, yet the traffic is still much more frequent. It can literally happen any time of day (I think it's due to everyone deciding to change lanes at the same time), unlike NY/LI/NJ where it mostly happens during rush hour or after an accident.

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

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Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose.

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i can't help but wonder if a five foot tall girl (porno star or not) can really be that loose or if, perhaps, you are that small. just a thought.

kudos for sharing though.

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do you realize just how much this girl gets [censored] by large dicks?

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

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My first hooker

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore

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we made no connection whatsoever

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LOL!!!

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

I just want to declare that buying a hooker in NO WAY makes you any more like me! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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The vibe was terrible, we made no connection whatsoever,

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There must be some way you can get a refund - at least partial? I am sure if you write to her, she will see how badly she has failed in the "connection area"

Still - not exactly a beat - you paid 250 munniees to [censored] a loose, smelly [censored]. At midday.

And got p0wned by GeniusToad.

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220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)

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You passed on the 30 minutes for $30 deal? At least then you wouldn't have had to be rushed. If you're going to spend the money on a hooker, why not go for maximum value?

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seriously, your not a value shopper