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Spechel EDD 11-28-2007 02:35 PM

medical stuff blah blah blah
 
i have this really severe localized pain underneath my left shoulder blade on the back and i cant do anything. i just got this pain there yesterday morning and its progressively gotten worse.

is it aids or what?

ghostface 11-28-2007 02:35 PM

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cut it off

rivaplaya03 11-28-2007 02:38 PM

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* subacromial bursitis - pain and restriction of active shoulder abduction
* supraspinatus tendinitis - results in painful arc
* strained acromioclavicular joint - pain and restriction of active shoulder abduction
* frozen shoulder (adhesive capsulitis) - prominent restriction of external rotation of the shoulder joint; more than internal rotation or abduction
* infraspinatus tendinitis - pain on resisted shoulder external rotation
* subscapularis tendinitis - pain on resisted shoulder internal rotation
* bicipital tendinitis - pain on resisted elbow flexion

just pick one

rubbrband 11-28-2007 02:39 PM

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my friends brother had that. turned out it was cancer and his shoulder blade had to be removed.

sightless 11-28-2007 02:39 PM

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looks like aids
sorry

solids 11-28-2007 02:39 PM

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It's likely super AIDS.

PITTM 11-28-2007 02:39 PM

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from your description its almost certainly aids.

Spechel EDD 11-28-2007 02:41 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
* subacromial bursitis - pain and restriction of active shoulder abduction
* supraspinatus tendinitis - results in painful arc
* strained acromioclavicular joint - pain and restriction of active shoulder abduction
* frozen shoulder (adhesive capsulitis) - prominent restriction of external rotation of the shoulder joint; more than internal rotation or abduction
* infraspinatus tendinitis - pain on resisted shoulder external rotation
* subscapularis tendinitis - pain on resisted shoulder internal rotation
* bicipital tendinitis - pain on resisted elbow flexion

just pick one

[/ QUOTE ]

uhm this looks difficult

kkcountry 11-28-2007 02:42 PM

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[dids]has anybody suggested aids?[/dids]

RivaLiva 11-28-2007 02:48 PM

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It's likely super AIDS.

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SimonBarSinister 11-28-2007 02:52 PM

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HIV/AIDS
HIV/AIDS Symptoms

Many people do not develop symptoms after getting infected with HIV. Some people have a flu-like illness within several days to weeks after exposure to the virus. They complain of fever, headache, tiredness, and enlarged lymph glands in the neck. These symptoms usually disappear on their own within a few weeks.
*Severe localized paid under left shoulder blade,which arrives day before and gets progressively worse.

* Following initial infection, you may have no symptoms. The progression of disease varies widely among individuals. This state may last from a few months to more than 10 years.

o During this period, the virus continues to multiply actively and infects and kills the cells of the immune system. The immune system allows us to fight against the bacteria, viruses, and other infectious causes.

o The virus destroys the cells that are the primary infection fighters, called CD4+ or T4 cells.


Sorry Cuz, looks like you got The Aids!!

TurdFerguson 11-28-2007 02:53 PM

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**Paging teh herp gimmick account**

Tartufo 11-28-2007 02:58 PM

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Most certainly psychosomatic. Talk to your psychiatrist about it, she'll explain how it is related to your obsessive poker playing.

Himself 11-28-2007 03:00 PM

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not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but i think it might be aids

rivaplaya03 11-28-2007 03:07 PM

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you should give aids to everyone, cause everyone needs aids

En Passant 11-28-2007 03:07 PM

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not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but i think it might be aids

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cwes 11-28-2007 03:08 PM

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W00t! As Vicodine will take away your pain we hereby conclude that vicodine is the cure for aids. No more research necessary, problem solved, world saved once again by bbv4l!

Oh and OP: you need Vicodine.

En Passant 11-28-2007 03:11 PM

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I had my wisdom teeth removed two weeks ago. I got a prescription for 20 vicodin pills. It was great!

Georgia Avenue 11-28-2007 03:44 PM

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I took vicodin for my aids and all it did was give me brain cancer! Should I try oxy at this point?

Quanah Parker 11-28-2007 03:55 PM

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As long as OP always wears a rubber during any drug use involving needles, it shouldn't be teh AIDS

cwes 11-28-2007 05:10 PM

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I took vicodin for my aids and all it did was give me brain cancer! Should I try oxy at this point?

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obv, swallow with enough alcohol

LiveNow 11-28-2007 05:24 PM

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medical problem? you've come to the right place!

Spechel EDD 11-28-2007 06:29 PM

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this sucks so bad. like even if i touch it or have my sweater brush up against it it feels like a big burning sensation.

edfurlong 11-28-2007 06:37 PM

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Is the funny thing about your shoulder blade that it's on your dick?

Spechel EDD 11-28-2007 06:40 PM

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uhm, NO MR.EDTHEPERVERT

PITTM 11-28-2007 07:04 PM

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this sucks so bad. like even if i touch it or have my sweater brush up against it it feels like a big burning sensation.

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lol sweater.

swingdoc 11-28-2007 09:34 PM

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How old are you spechel? When you say it's under your shoulderblade, does that mean the pain is "deep" to the shoulder blade or lower on the back than your shoulderblade? Any rash, fever, cough, headache? Pain is on one side of your back or both sides? Moving your arm around make the pain worse (assuming no shirt rubbing on it)? Put any weird creams on your back recently?

If you're at least 30 and have ever had chicken pox, the shingles would be my first guess. See your doc if it gets worse or doesn't get better in the next few days. This is not medical advice, blah blah. Hope you feel better soon.

bonds 11-28-2007 09:37 PM

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Switch to using your right hand LDO.

Spechel EDD 11-29-2007 10:57 AM

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this sucks so bad. everytime i breathed in tonight i would get this real bad pain that would insta wake me up.

Georgia Avenue 11-29-2007 11:00 AM

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do not go to a doctor whatever you do
jesus will heal you my daughter pray unto him

Spechel EDD 11-29-2007 11:02 AM

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i dont want to go to the doctor because it doesnt feel broken and i dont want to pay him like $500 bucks for tests to say that ill be okay in a few days or a few weeks. insurance is for chumps.

Limesparks 11-29-2007 11:02 AM

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for once GA gets real and makes a srs post he must really care about u edd

Spechel EDD 11-29-2007 11:04 AM

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i may ship him 69 cents again on stars once i can login (it takes me forever to type with one hand)

Georgia Avenue 11-29-2007 11:04 AM

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I do like edd a lot, even tho she is Afflicted with a Malady so she must be a Foul Witch. Also the pics she sends me are An Abomination Against the Lord. I think you know why.


A Penis.


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