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b1grich 06-28-2007 06:03 AM

BBV - GROSS
 
Well just finished cards with my friends and everyone is like "lets go to IHOP" ... ok so we go i get the greasiest thing i could, just to let yall know that i haven't [censored] in 3 days b/c of constipation ... well its around 5:50AM when i get back home and my dad usually gets up at 6AM ... well i have to finally take a [censored] when i get there ... its the longest [censored] i have taken in a long ass time ... well dad gets up and asks when i'll be done and i tell him that im taking a [censored] so he waits and i finally finish after 10 more minutes ... i warn my dad that he should at least wait or at least go outside and piss ... he says "w/e" and goes in there ... i hear him gag and str8 throw up in the toilet while he pisses and then he comes out and was like "yup, should have waited" LMFAO

Beat: Haven't [censored] in 3 days.
Brag: Made my dad puke into the toilet while pissing.

Variance: Up $100 on my friends.

Heavens_Myst 06-28-2007 06:06 AM

Re: BBV - GROSS
 
beat: one bathroom

Quagmyer 06-28-2007 06:11 AM

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beat: living with parents

b1grich 06-28-2007 06:12 AM

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beat: living with parent

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testaaja 06-28-2007 07:10 AM

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AHAHHA that was [censored] hilarious [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I laughed my ass off lolllllllll.

b1grich 06-28-2007 05:01 PM

Re: BBV - GROSS
 
bump for the guys that weren't up this morning

mbillie1 06-28-2007 05:02 PM

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[x] Made father throw up in toilet due to vile poo stink

demon102 06-28-2007 05:04 PM

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lol thats an awesome brag

b1grich 06-28-2007 09:10 PM

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yeah ... Good Times

muxplust 06-28-2007 09:20 PM

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beat: living with parent

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