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Spechel EDD 12-01-2007 03:12 AM

poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread for
 
friday november 30th 2007

BowToYourSensei 12-01-2007 03:13 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

Insane_Steve 12-01-2007 03:13 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
[x] thread one day too late for me

Spechel EDD 12-01-2007 03:15 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

Supwithbates 12-01-2007 03:17 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
edd you never should've moved to fulltilt.

I'll welcome you back to stars with open arms, buddy

BowToYourSensei 12-01-2007 03:17 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

Supwithbates 12-01-2007 03:18 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

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too soon imo

Spechel EDD 12-01-2007 03:21 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $192.20
SB: $26.30

Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $21.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $1.30

River: ($52.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $52.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Twos) and LOST (-$26.30 NET)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Twos) and WON $52.10 (+$25.80 NET)

OH YEAH WHEN I GET AA CAN I LIKE NOT FLOP TOP SET LIKE THIS BECAUSE HONESTLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAID


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $155.20
SB: $127.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $5</font>, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, SB folds

Results: $12 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and WON $11.50 (+$5.50 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $82.60
SB: $56.40

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls $6

River: ($18) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $47.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $34.40

Results: $112.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$56.40 NET)
SB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $112.30 (+$55.90 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $152.30
SB: $75.90

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls $6

River: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $26</font>, Hero calls $13

Results: $70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$35 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $69.50 (+$34.50 NET)

SAME [censored] DOWNIE IN EACH ONE

ImsaKidd 12-01-2007 03:25 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
edd why u playing omaha

FlyWf 12-01-2007 03:25 AM

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread
 
You probably lost in those last two because you were cheating. Two Kings of Clubs? You gotta make the scame less obvious.


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