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guys the green line is supposed to be above the blue one

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http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5035/aaaaaacz4.jpg

[x] 2nd longest session ever
[x] 100% monkey tilt from hand 1000 onward
[x] lots and lots of tilt
[x] ran like 4897589570 buyins below expectation
[x] GOT EVEN SMD HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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love the days where you lose a buyin right after winning one

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love the days where you lose a buyin right after winning one

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If someone whos good at searching can search through my 2+2 posts, I swear to god I created "ASPoker8 Theorem" and posted about it months ago.

ASPoker8 Theorem - Whenever you win a pot in which you win 50BBs or more, your next 50 or so hands will be 100% rigged and you will lose no matter how far ahead you get it in.

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today I won 2 BI in 600 hands, then left and played some epic beer pong (went 3-0) against the baseball team at my college.... I don't even play baseball so it felt good to clown those fools, esp because I live with 3 baseball players

before that I sake bombed, so now I'm totally wasted and all I've had to eat today is a bagel

it's midnight and time for dinnnnnnerrrrrrrr


who else owns at beer pong?

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I play so [censored] good and I still can't win.

I make a tough call, whats new?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($44.15)
BB ($218.50)
UTG ($308.35)
UTG+1 ($215.95)
MP1 ($510.90)
MP2 ($286.40)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($649.30)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Button ($205.15)</font>

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, Button calls $8, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $14</font>, Button calls $14.

Turn: ($47) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $34</font>, Hero calls $34.

River: ($115) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $149.15 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $149.15.

Final Pot: $413.30

Results below:
Hero has 8h Ac (one pair, eights).
Button has Ks Qc (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $413.30.


2 min 49 sec later stars [censored] me. Thats cool.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 ($38)
CO ($403.50)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($192.15)</font>
SB ($199.75)
BB ($82.05)
UTG ($87.15)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($198.30)</font>
MP1 ($336.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $2, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB checks.

Flop: ($7) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $24</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $66</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $196.3</font>, Hero calls $124.15 (All-In).

Turn: ($387.30) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($387.30) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $387.30

Results below:
UTG+1 has Qd Kd (flush, king high).
Hero has 6d 8d (flush, jack high).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $393.45.

Tell me its not rigged.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($396.80)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($215.55)</font>
MP1 ($119.10)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($205.55)</font>
MP3 ($199)
CO ($397.75)
Button ($113.50)
SB ($222.85)
BB ($177.80)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2, MP1 calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, MP3 calls $12, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, UTG calls $10, UTG+1 calls $10, MP1 calls $10.

Flop: ($63) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40</font>, MP3 folds, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $40, MP1 folds.

Turn: ($143) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $60</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $163.55</font>, Hero calls $93.55 (All-In).

River: ($450.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $450.10

Results below:
UTG+1 has 8c 8s (four of a kind, eights).
Hero has Qc Qd (full house, queens full of eights).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $460.10.


Nice river.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG+1 ($210.50)
<font color="#C00000">MP1 ($127.85)</font>
MP2 ($494.15)
CO ($424.35)
Button ($42.60)
SB ($198)
BB ($200)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($200)</font>

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $4</font>, MP1 calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $4, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $2, Hero calls $2.

Flop: ($21) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $4</font>, MP1 calls $4, CO folds, BB folds, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($33) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $4</font>, MP1 calls $4, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $36</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $32.

River: ($109) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $86</font>, MP1 calls $83.85 (All-In).

Final Pot: $276.70

Results below:
Hero has 2h 2d (full house, twos full of threes).
MP1 has 7c 7s (full house, sevens full of threes).
Outcome: MP1 wins $276.70. Hero wins $2.15.

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Just hooked up my new monitor, a 28" HannsG. Good lord this thing is huge. I can now comfortably spew at even more tables with no overlap. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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anyone have Dell 30" or Samsung 30" .. if so any comments?

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theres a 5/10 and two 10/20 full ring tables goin on full tilt right now, pretty rare. someone here jump in on it so I can get high and rail!

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I predict I check 2+2 50times during the downtime [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I predict I check 2+2 50times during the downtime [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I predict I win the million during downtime. Obviously, I might win it after downtime if it is back up early, but I will be winning the million tomorrow.

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I predict I check 2+2 50times during the downtime [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I predict I win the million during downtime. Obviously, I might win it after downtime if it is back up early, but I will be winning the million tomorrow.

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I'll be happy with 2nd(provided i get to sleep at some point tonight)

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I predict I check 2+2 50times during the downtime [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I predict I win the million during downtime. Obviously, I might win it after downtime if it is back up early, but I will be winning the million tomorrow.

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You sound pretty sure of yourself, can I buy 99.99% of your action? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I predict I check 2+2 50times during the downtime [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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QFT

Notice I'm already checking it just to see if it has started yet. lol

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All of these posts DO NOT EXIST MUHAHAHAHAHA