Two Plus Two Newer Archives - 4X normal stakes jump HU4ROLLZ against fish berating douchebag

Had something similar happen to me about a week ago. Not as robusto as you but a decent score for me none the less

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Check out this hand and the banter that ensued. It led to a heads up challenge against a donkey.

FullTiltPoker Game #4110555225: Table White (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:36:35 ET - 2007/11/08

Seat 1: XXXX ($24.60)

Seat 2: Donk ($58.35) – Donkey boy had a note on him that says calls raises and reraises with total crap

Seat 3: XXXX ($24.65)

Seat 4: Hero ($25.80)

Seat 5: XXX ($12.75)

Seat 6: XXXX ($26.85)

Seat 6 posts the small blind of $0.10

Seat 1 posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Hero [6c 6h]

Donk calls $0.25 - limp donks in

Hero raises to $1.25

XXXX calls $1.25

Everyone else folds

Donk calls $1 (of course he does)

*** FLOP *** [6d 9h 3s]

Donk checks

Hero bets $3

xxxx folds

Donk calls $3 - of course he does

*** TURN *** [6d 9h 3s] [7h]

Donkey has 6-5 and bottom pair and a ass end of a gut shot draw now

Donk checks

Hero bets $10.10

Donk calls $10.10- still doesn’t stop him from calling for $10

*** RIVER *** [6d 9h 3s 7h] [8c]

Donk bets $44, and is all in

hero calls $11.45, and is all in – knew I was beat here but had to see and planned to berate him if he donked into something which he did.

Uncalled bet of $32.55 returned to donk

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Donk shows [6s 5s] a straight, Nine high

hero mucks

Donk wins the pot ($50.55) with a straight, Nine high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $53.20 | Rake $2.65

Board: [6d 9h 3s 7h 8c]

Banter that ensued

hero: you’re a total crapp card playing, gut shot drawing pile of donkey pooh

donk: Who me?

hero: tell me how you played that 6-5 hand good

donk: do the math

donk: it was thin

hero: lol

donk: but not out of the realm of reality.

donk: unless you don't understand the concept of math

donk: because I have about 3000 hands on you datamined.

donk: you had bottom pair on the flop

hero: called out of position

donk: But if you'd like to play HU 1/2

donk: I'd be happy

donk: I mean

donk: I'm so horrible

donk: Easy money, right?

I’m totally steaming and agree to play donkey boy heads up $1/$2 NL $200 buyin.

203 hands later I leave up $190!

Here are a few hands from the session:

FullTiltPoker Game #4110709636: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:51:39 ET - 2007/11/08

Seat 1: hero ($255.60)

Seat 2: donk ($199)

hero posts the small blind of $1

donk posts the big blind of $2

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero[9h 9d]

hero raises to $6

donk calls $4

*** FLOP *** [7s 3d 6c]

donk bets $12
hero calls $12

*** TURN *** [7s 3d 6c] [4d]

donk bets $36
hero calls $36

*** RIVER *** [7s 3d 6c 4d] [7c]

donk checks

hero checks

*** SHOW DOWN ***

donk shows [Kh 2h] a pair of Sevens

hero shows [9h 9d] two pair, Nines and Sevens

hero wins the pot ($107.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $108 | Rake $0.50

Board: [7s 3d 6c 4d 7c]

Seat 1: hero (small blind) showed [9h 9d] and won ($107.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens

Seat 2: donk (big blind) showed [Kh 2h] and lost with a pair of Sevens

FullTiltPoker Game #4110677043: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:48:31 ET - 2007/11/08

Seat 1: hero ($221.10)

Seat 2: donk ($135.50)

donk posts the small blind of $1

hero posts the big blind of $2

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero [6d 7d]

donk raises to $4

hero calls $2

*** FLOP *** [6c Ts Qh]

hero checks

donk bets $4

hero raises to $9

donk calls $5

*** TURN *** [6c Ts Qh] [4d]

hero bets $22

donk calls $22

*** RIVER *** [6c Ts Qh 4d] [Ah]

hero bets $70

donk folds

Uncalled bet of $70 returned to hero

hero shows [6d 7d] a pair of Sixes

hero wins the pot ($69.50)

He told me he QK after wards

FullTiltPoker Game #4110611074: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:42:06 ET - 2007/11/08

Seat 1: hero ($194.80)

Seat 2: donk ($84.60)

hero posts the small blind of $1
donk posts the big blind of $2

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero [Td 9c]

hero raises to $5

donk calls $3

*** FLOP *** [8h 7h 3d]

donk checks

hero bets $7

donk raises to $22

hero raises to $189.80, and is all in

donk folds

All in all turned a bad beat into a couple hundos.