Product Mascot you most want to beat with a baseball bat
 

all-time:

Snuggles
http://www.tymespan.com/snuggles.JPG


right now:
http://www.sptimes.com/2007/01/24/images/mucus2.jpg
a mucus cartoon? really?

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What's the one that wants to lift up my toenail.

That one.

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http://www.sptimes.com/2007/01/24/images/mucus2.jpg
a mucus cartoon? really?

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his shirt says he rules so why not?

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and old one, but
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/836...erbunnyna7.jpg

actually I remember this happening, I think it was on Letterman.

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Does Perry Farrell count as a mascot? I mean he sings the stupid [censored] Sunday Night Football theme song and every time they show him I'm completely tilted.

If he doesn't count, then I'm thinking Mr. Opportunity from the Honda commercials.

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lol grum

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It's not really a sponsor but I'd like to find out who OK's the STUPID Coor's Light press conference commercials and beat them with a rubber hose filled with sand. They have to be some of the dumbest commercials in the history of TV.

2nd would be whoever does the "apply directly to the forehead" commercials.

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Head on

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/d...77e85501ca.jpg

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I kinda want to shove a rusty nail into this guy's eyeball.

http://www.killingtime.com/Pegu/wp-c..._sinclair2.jpg

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http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...ane.091906.jpg

sox mascot ldo

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The stupid fandango paper bags (although I would much prefer a grease fire for them then a baseball bat)

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bat not needed

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...GEICO_Logo.jpg




gun needed for this one

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/telebu...es/caveman.jpg

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http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/123/cavemanmk3.jpg

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Robert Jarvick should die in a fire.

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Jared from Subway + Hudge wood chipper = [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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3 bears: yellow and brown and red

to represent the three things you wipe with the TP: peepee, poo, and blood

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...C21CHARMIN.jpg

it's not right

also, whats up with the light brown bear? is that diarrhea bear?

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http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/imag...et_290x315.jpg

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Not sure if they exactly qualify as a mascot but the happy dancing, singing people from the pepto-bismol commercials piss me off:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...n/pepto1_1.jpg

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All-time most deserving of bat beating

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-con...e%20Subway.jpg
(Subway Jared)

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com...5/delldude.jpg
(Dell Dude Steven)

http://www.michiganbands.com/upload/gr-CPR-meatgirl.jpg
(Quizno's "Not lacking any meat bitch")



Product Mascots that could kick my ass even if I had a bat


http://dolphin.upenn.edu/~ultimate/v...es/mrclean.jpg


http://www.briscoebarnyard.com/pictures/brawny2.jpg





Special bonus category:

Worst change in product mascot that I want to hit with bat.


http://www.pbones.com/images/blobima.../newbrawny.jpg

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The always cranky Wilford Brimley




http://www.theonion.com/content/file..._thumbnail.jpg

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The always cranky Wilford Brimley

DIABEEEEETAS

DIABEEEEETAS

DIABEEEEETAS

DIABEEEEETAS

DIABEEEEETAS

DIABEEEEETAS



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http://www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-co...aunt-j-new.jpg

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The always cranky Wilford Brimley




http://www.theonion.com/content/file..._thumbnail.jpg

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DIA-BEAT-IT!

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gotta be careful of those jemima's witnesses

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Digital Cox Cable Man.

Not going to search for a picture because it will make me angry.

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racistban

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some of u got it right, jared needs a serious beating, i'm tired of him and his [censored] pants

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I'd really like to beat that new firefox mascot with my baseball bat...

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t...fox-mascot.jpg

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Without a doubt for me it's that fat black dude in the Miller High Life commercials that goes in and takes away the beer in high-priced stores.

"Eleven dollaz for a hamburger, who you kidding"

God I hate him.

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I kinda want to shove a rusty nail into this guy's eyeball.

http://www.killingtime.com/Pegu/wp-c..._sinclair2.jpg

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I was trying to think of a good one, but then I saw this and became infuriated as I want to cram a gin bottle down his throat. There is no need for me to try and find a more awful spokesmen.

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lol grum

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BETTER

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http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5...edelladsh6.jpg

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3 bears: yellow and brown and red

to represent the three things you wipe with the TP: peepee, poo, and blood

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...C21CHARMIN.jpg

it's not right

also, whats up with the light brown bear? is that diarrhea bear?

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OMG those commercials make me go on life tilt

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gotta be careful of those jemima's witnesses

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gheyest post ever ban please

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Without a doubt for me it's that fat black dude in the Miller High Life commercials that goes in and takes away the beer in high-priced stores.


"Eleven fiddy for a hamburger, y'all must be crazy"

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FYP and for some reason I actually like that commercial, or at least that line. Dude's pretty low on my list.

If the AFLAC commercials get any worse, though, I'ma want to shoot the duck. The christmas one is the worst one yet.

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http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6042/gellinjp1.jpg


Can't find the picture of the two dooooshbags who were in the car accident,but these two [censored] have already cost me 3 remotes and one television."Are you gellin?" "Like Magellan"
God I'm so pissed right now!!!!

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http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6042/gellinjp1.jpg


Can't find the picture of the two dooooshbags who were in the car accident,but these two [censored] have already cost me 3 remotes and one television."Are you gellin?" "Like Magellan"
God I'm so pissed right now!!!!

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OMFG MUST KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DIE HELEN MCMELLAN

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6383/57072621bm3.png

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Dennis Haysbert in those Allstate ads. Please shut up.

Example.