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Rounders 3: Internet

lsats on saturday. what with me not wanting to study, and the NVG eurorounders thread being bumped, i thought i'd present the first part of my attempt at the 3rd installment of rounders, Rounders 3: Internet

- Player sits out of a .5/1 NL table; chat scrolls along bottom left corner of screen –

Grimstarr (observer): Listen, here’s the thing. If pokerace can’t spot the sucker in your first 5 hands at the table, then you are the sucker. See, I learned how to win a big blind at a time. But finally, I’ve learned this: if you’re too careful, your whole life can become a [censored] button steal.

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- Grimstarr reserves open seat at Ivey Deathmatch –

FTPDoug (observer): Not playing 3/6 buttons?
Grimstarr: Nope. Not tonight. Gimme 100 stacks of high society.
FTPDoug (observer): 100 grand. Count it.

- Black alien avatar sits in –

Grimstarr (narrating): He doesn’t look like much, but Phil Ivey is the King of Full Tilt. He’s the one guy in the game you don’t want to [censored] with, but if you’re looking for high stakes, this is the only game on the net.

Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

Grimstarr (narrating): They all know me as a low stakes blind stealer. But that’s about to change.

- Grimstarr is dealt the K of diamonds and is the button –

- Phil Ivey raises to 3 thousand –

- Grimstarr clicks time –

Grimstarr (narrating): I don’t have [censored] but I’m going all in. And I know he’s folding. They all fold. I want him to think I’m pondering a call, but really, I’m thinking about the 50 BB I’m robbing from this sucker, and the Geo I’m going to be rolling in when I cash it out

- Grimstarr goes all in for $100,000 –

Phil Ivey: lol
Grimstarr (narrating): I know what he has before he does anything else…

- Phil Ivey calls -

- Phil Ivey shows [Ac Ad] -

- Grimstarr shows [Ah 9d] –

Grimstarr (narrating): I’m a 17-1 dog, but there’s still a chance…

- Flop comes As, Ks, 2d –

Grimstarr (narrating): …
Phil Ivey: gg
Grimstarr: $#@()$ you you *(%#@%$@#*(% black @$(*@$@($* I WILL MURDER YOU

- Phil Ivey wins $199,999.50 with three of a kind, Aces –

Grimstarr (narrating): I’ve lost everything.
Grimstarr (observer): What do I do, Mat? I have no money.
Mat Sklansky (observer): At least you still have 2+2 forums, amirite?

- Grimstarr smiles about this new glimmer of hope –

Grimstarr (observer): Right.
Mat Sklansky (observer): LOLOLOL! WRONG BITCH!

- Mat Sklansky launches banhammer –

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[censored] awesome.

well done!

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Yeah this is pretty much gold.

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Phil Ivey: gg
Grimstarr: $#@()$ you you *(%#@%$@#*(% black @$(*@$@($* I WILL MURDER YOU

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awesome

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Hahahaha A+

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Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

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rofl

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more plz more..

nice picture predator314

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Hahahaha A+

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haha Mat Sklansky wins:

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Mat Sklansky (observer): LOLOLOL! WRONG BITCH!

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hahaha way funnier than i thought it'd be.

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Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

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rofl

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this did it for me.

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Sensei u r not funny at all. I dont understand why every1 here is always on ur nuts.

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Sensei u r not funny at all. I dont understand why every1 here is always on ur nuts.

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keep jockin on em

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Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

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rofl

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this did it for me.

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me too <3

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HAHAHAHA
[X]Sweet Grimstarr post from TOP BBV poster

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A+

its like you'd think making fun of grimm would get old... but no it really doesnt

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You know, you read the beginning of this and you're like "oh man, this kid should be studying for his LSATs and this is getting stale," but then you get to this part:

Phil Ivey: gl
Grimmstarr: [censored] you

And all of a sudden the beginning really is appropriate and the rest is pure gold. A+. Bravo

Barry

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- Grimstarr is dealt the K of diamonds and is the button

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- Grimstarr shows [Ah 9d] –

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this would be in the movie's imdb page for lack of continuity. i wouldn't change it either, gives the movie character. A+ script btw

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A+

its like you'd think making fun of grimm would get old... but no it really doesnt

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I spotted an error.

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Grimstarr needs to have AQ on the button and raises, phil reraises and Grimstarr says "This is a totally standard resteal" before he pushes allin.

Pls to be fixing.

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OMG soso awesome, A+, continue.

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- Grimstarr is dealt the K of diamonds and is the button

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- Grimstarr shows [Ah 9d] –

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this would be in the movie's imdb page for lack of continuity. i wouldn't change it either, gives the movie character. A+ script btw

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Imo the Kd refers to hicarding for the button. But if Grimstarr has the button why is Ivey raising 3k before Grimstarr is to act? And also there is no hicarding for the button on FTP, only on party. If it were on party the button story would change also. But why is FTPdoug railing on party?

Questions that need to be answered.

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- Grimstarr is dealt the K of diamonds and is the button

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- Grimstarr shows [Ah 9d] –

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this would be in the movie's imdb page for lack of continuity. i wouldn't change it either, gives the movie character. A+ script btw

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lack of continuity in a BTYS HH?!?!?!? i don't believe it! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Imo the Kd refers to hicarding for the button. But if Grimstarr has the button why is Ivey raising 3k before Grimstarr is to act? And also there is no hicarding for the button on FTP, only on party. If it were on party the button story would change also. But why is FTPdoug railing on party?

Questions that need to be answered.

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1. wrong person acting first: i realized this shortly after the edit ability was removed. whatever.
2. no hicarding for buttn: i make the rules
3. why is ftpdoug railing? why not?

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lol, im j/k anyways.

A+ story btw.

the "[censored] you" made me lol hard.

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i love these things! also on a sidenote, mu empire is playing again

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I expected this to completely suck, but I was wrong!!

I give it an A-, I thought the ending was kinda weak compared to how good the other stuff was. funny [censored] tho!

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Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

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rofl

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omg this is [censored] classic.

big props dude.