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Michael Davis 05-31-2006 07:43 AM

Amazon Disrespects Ed
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/edmiller.jpg

Elevens 05-31-2006 09:24 AM

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http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4...strator4se.png

Michael Davis 05-31-2006 09:29 AM

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Okay, so help me out, because I think I've got it.

Elevens has deftly illustrated the main problem with dictionaries: proper usage often depends on the competence of the user.

Do I win?

-Michael

Hellmouth 05-31-2006 09:46 AM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/edmiller.jpg

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No wonder Ed advocates DRAWING to so many hands. He's all about the implied odds making DRAWING correct.

Greg

SamIAm 05-31-2006 10:09 AM

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BOYCOTT AMAZON!!!!!
-Sam

Packard 05-31-2006 11:09 AM

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Also its an insult to Ed's great books to have them offer junk like "The Book of Bluffs" along with a Miller book. I want to checkraise those atrophied arrogant amazonians!

econophile 05-31-2006 12:07 PM

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am i the only one disturbed by the "recently viewed items" in that pic?

Rob-L 05-31-2006 12:13 PM

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Uh, yeah. What's that all about?

Lottery Larry 05-31-2006 12:34 PM

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Uh, yeah. What's that all about?

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You saw OP's title and you ask this question?

phydaux 05-31-2006 12:53 PM

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am i the only one disturbed by the "recently viewed items" in that pic?

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LOL!

PWND!

skillzilla 05-31-2006 01:15 PM

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Michael Davis you pedophile you

DiggerDog 05-31-2006 01:55 PM

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am i the only one disturbed by the "recently viewed items" in that pic?

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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

sharpie 05-31-2006 02:21 PM

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lmao

DrunkHamster 05-31-2006 05:31 PM

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Hahaha

MicroBob 05-31-2006 05:37 PM

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Diary of a Pedophile? How to become a porn director?

Seriously, WTF???

UATrewqaz 05-31-2006 05:45 PM

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HAHA, nice catch Bob, I didn't even notce that at first.

Reminds me of these pictures

http://www.somethingawful.com/insert...r-wifebday.gif

http://www.somethingawful.com/insert...ne-callmom.jpg

http://www.somethingawful.com/insert...ean-sesame.jpg

shmoosh 05-31-2006 06:05 PM

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am i the only one disturbed by the "recently viewed items" in that pic?

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LOL

thirddan 05-31-2006 07:34 PM

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hey michael, let me know when you start directing those movies, and ill leave work early [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

BarronVangorToth 05-31-2006 08:54 PM

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Diary of a Pedophile? How to become a porn director?


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This thread needs to get moved ASAP to BBV.

CrayZee 05-31-2006 09:20 PM

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Diary of a Pedophile? How to become a porn director?


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This thread needs to get moved ASAP to BBV.

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Sexual predator bad beat!

daveymck 06-01-2006 09:13 AM

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I noticed the Illustator thing last week, pleased I didnt post it otherwise we might have missed this classic 2+2 moment.

LALDAAS 06-01-2006 09:44 AM

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BAH THAT IS GREAT!!!

El Ishmael 06-01-2006 09:45 AM

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LOLOL

Peter666 06-01-2006 09:46 AM

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I've been laughing at this for the last 24 hours. Imagine coming to your home at night, lying down on the couch and starting to masturbate. Suddenly the lights are turned on and all your family and friends yell "Surprise! Happy Birthday!" What could you possibly say or do? Time for a new account Michael.

SamIAm 06-01-2006 10:22 AM

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Time for a new account Michael.

[/ QUOTE ]Of course not. Just time for a new title...
-Sam

Andrew Karpinski 06-01-2006 10:45 AM

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The 'diary of a pedophile' is creepy, but attempting to become an amateur porn director is COOL.

The DaveR 06-01-2006 11:01 AM

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Diary of a Pedophile? How to become a porn director?

Seriously, WTF???

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Standard.

Dan BRIGHT 06-01-2006 11:43 AM

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Donkeys always draw! ZING

tuq 06-01-2006 12:37 PM

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Diary of a Pedophile? How to become a porn director?

Seriously, WTF???

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I can't wait for the movie, but they may have to use midgets to circumvent child labor laws...

*TT* 06-01-2006 03:10 PM

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Diary of a Pedophile? How to become a porn director?

Seriously, WTF???

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I can't wait for the movie, but they may have to use midgets to circumvent child labor laws...

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no comment.

Oh waitress? We need a high chair at this table please, and a kiddie menu [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Runkmud 06-01-2006 03:55 PM

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POTC

Runkmud 06-01-2006 04:34 PM

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Hmmmm more than meets the eye?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...rue#Post5891289 [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

TheNoodleMan 06-01-2006 05:05 PM

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Hmmmm more than meets the eye?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...rue#Post5891289 [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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wow, quite a train wreck for the books and pubs forum. Makes me wonder what I'm missing in all the forums I never even read.

Full Metal 06-01-2006 05:35 PM

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Hmmmm more than meets the eye?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...rue#Post5891289 [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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I'm scared.

gusmahler 06-01-2006 06:01 PM

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The title of the Pedophile book is funny and all, but let's get real here. It's sold by Amazon. It's not going to be some guide to how to commit pedophilia. In fact, if you actually look at the review of the book, it's a fictional story of a guy accused of pedophilia and it's not raunchy.

Here's the lone Amazon review of the book:

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This guy is crazy---like a fox! I love him. Diary Of A Pedophile is an allegory. If you are looking for pabulum, don't buy this book. If you are looking for something to read that will make you think, laugh, make you mad as hell, and give you hope, then this is the book to buy.
For example, within the story there is a homophobic and hypocritical fundamentalist evangelical preacher. Davis names him, "Roy Barker." Well, what else do preacher like that do other than Roar and Bark?
The main character, one Ebol Meeks, is another example. He is the accused pedophile and he is a very shy and withdrawn man. Evil? Meek?
Davis writes in a Kurt Vonnegut-like style. He is no Vonnegut, no one could ever be that. But he employs many of Vonnegut's techniques and he does so beautifully.<BR... Buy it. I hope Davis has more for us in the near future.


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As for the porn director book, how hypocritical. People talk about porn on 2+2 every day. There is a former porn director on these boards. What's so wrong about looking at that book?

And accusing him of wanting to abuse his own child is just going beyond the line.

*TT* 06-01-2006 06:27 PM

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And accusing him of wanting to abuse his own child is just going beyond the line.

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I don't think he wants to abuse.... but perhaps he wants to be the abused? I'll let others elaborate.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

vulturesrow 06-01-2006 06:32 PM

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The title of the Pedophile book is funny and all, but let's get real here. It's sold by Amazon. It's not going to be some guide to how to commit pedophilia. In fact, if you actually look at the review of the book, it's a fictional story of a guy accused of pedophilia and it's not raunchy.

Here's the lone Amazon review of the book:

[ QUOTE ]
This guy is crazy---like a fox! I love him. Diary Of A Pedophile is an allegory. If you are looking for pabulum, don't buy this book. If you are looking for something to read that will make you think, laugh, make you mad as hell, and give you hope, then this is the book to buy.
For example, within the story there is a homophobic and hypocritical fundamentalist evangelical preacher. Davis names him, "Roy Barker." Well, what else do preacher like that do other than Roar and Bark?
The main character, one Ebol Meeks, is another example. He is the accused pedophile and he is a very shy and withdrawn man. Evil? Meek?
Davis writes in a Kurt Vonnegut-like style. He is no Vonnegut, no one could ever be that. But he employs many of Vonnegut's techniques and he does so beautifully.<BR... Buy it. I hope Davis has more for us in the near future.


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As for the porn director book, how hypocritical. People talk about porn on 2+2 every day. There is a former porn director on these boards. What's so wrong about looking at that book?

And accusing him of wanting to abuse his own child is just going beyond the line.

[/ QUOTE ]


Get over yourself.

Peter666 06-01-2006 07:03 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The title of the Pedophile book is funny and all, but let's get real here. It's sold by Amazon. It's not going to be some guide to how to commit pedophilia. In fact, if you actually look at the review of the book, it's a fictional story of a guy accused of pedophilia and it's not raunchy.

Here's the lone Amazon review of the book:

[ QUOTE ]
This guy is crazy---like a fox! I love him. Diary Of A Pedophile is an allegory. If you are looking for pabulum, don't buy this book. If you are looking for something to read that will make you think, laugh, make you mad as hell, and give you hope, then this is the book to buy.
For example, within the story there is a homophobic and hypocritical fundamentalist evangelical preacher. Davis names him, "Roy Barker." Well, what else do preacher like that do other than Roar and Bark?
The main character, one Ebol Meeks, is another example. He is the accused pedophile and he is a very shy and withdrawn man. Evil? Meek?
Davis writes in a Kurt Vonnegut-like style. He is no Vonnegut, no one could ever be that. But he employs many of Vonnegut's techniques and he does so beautifully.<BR... Buy it. I hope Davis has more for us in the near future.


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As for the porn director book, how hypocritical. People talk about porn on 2+2 every day. There is a former porn director on these boards. What's so wrong about looking at that book?

And accusing him of wanting to abuse his own child is just going beyond the line.

[/ QUOTE ]


Get over yourself.

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Trying to become a porn director = amusing

Reading diary of a pedophile = creepy

Trying to become a porn director + reading diary of a pedophile + accidentally posting it on an internet forum for the entire web surfing world to see = PRICELESS

CrayZee 06-01-2006 07:30 PM

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Trying to become a porn director = amusing

Reading diary of a pedophile = creepy

Trying to become a porn director + reading diary of a pedophile + accidentally posting it on an internet forum for the entire web surfing world to see = PRICELESS

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Quick, someone call the vice president of Mastercard marketing!

Edit: Why isn't Michael Davis defending himself in this thread? He must be a sicko then. Someone call Stone Phillips of Dateline, too, and do a special report!!

BarronVangorToth 06-01-2006 07:56 PM

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Trying to become a porn director = amusing

Reading diary of a pedophile = creepy

Trying to become a porn director + reading diary of a pedophile + accidentally posting it on an internet forum for the entire web surfing world to see = PRICELESS

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As someone hinted in the cross-posted thread, I'm started to think this was all an elaborate work.


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