Breakfast Beat
 

About half of my mornings, I get breakfast in the form of Pop-Tarts from the vending machine in the student lounge. They put an assortment of kinds in there, so you are basically forced to take whatever is in front.

Beat: Apple Cinnamon
Beat: Brown Sugar was next
Beat: Not baller enough to just throw them away and buy Brown Sugar ones
Variance: Still 23% of my daily delicious saturated fat.

I run bad at vending machines.

Re: Breakfast Beat
 

but did you win?
oh wait

Re: Breakfast Beat
 

You, like me, are weak/tight at life. Can I interest you in a membership card and subscription to our newsletter?

Re: Breakfast Beat
 

Nit, you need to increase your AF

Re: Breakfast Beat
 

23% based on a 2000 calorie a day diet...lool..do you weigh 120 elbows

Re: Breakfast Beat
 

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23% based on a 2000 calorie a day diet...lool..do you weigh 120 elbows

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You don't keep this kind of girlish figure by eating more than 4 packages of Pop-Tarts daily.

Re: Breakfast Beat
 

After reading this, I'm glad you didn't come to my homegame (unless it WASN'T frosted brown sugar, in that case I don't blame you too much).