Beat: Getting Caught...
so its like 2 in the morning and im home for the weekend i was surfing the net pretty bored, thinking everyone is asleep. I get the urge but figure its to late or whatever, so i get up from the comp and start walking towards my bed. I fall on my bed face first and start Pretending to jerk off, my mom opens to door, runs out...havent seen her yet.....
beat:my mom cauhgt me PRETENDING to jackaff...she thinks i really was should i explain the situation or never mention it again |
Re: Beat: Getting Caught...
wtf does pretending to jerk off mean?
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wtf does pretending to jerk off mean? [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] wtf no pics of mom? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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i was lying on my bed furiously stroking nothing....someone else has gots to have done this b4
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i was lying on my bed furiously stroking nothing....someone else has gots to have done this b4 [/ QUOTE ]no, like, i'm dead serious, this is the wierdest thing i've ever heard in my life |
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Explain it, and please inform us on how you do, I have no idea how you could make the situation any better.
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This is too weird to be fake.
Who pretends to jack off? Is this something little kids do, like pretending to be a fireman or an indian? "Oh don't mind little Jimmy, he's just playing jack-off today." |
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I got caught being a fake adult last night. Wasn't as awkward as you might expect, interestingly enough.
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