i dropped out of high school today
 

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

NICE im sure you will be successful.

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stop thinking about your portfolio and IRA account you min-wage crumb bum.

my ROI is over 30%. in two years ill open up a chain of subways.

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Lamest troll post ever.

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as much as i hate school (i just dropped out of college), you probably made a big mistake. being good/successful at poker is very difficult, and i can guarantee in the future it will be MUCH more difficult. at least go get a GED. gl.

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If this was a joke it was hillarious. If not, you've made the mistake of a lifetime.

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No poker in OOT.

rJ

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No poker in OOT.

rJ

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where is the sign??

maybe change buster's girl from holding the pants to the no poker in OOT sign??

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party is practically doubled up since its IPO. what the hell does that mean? poker aint going anywhere. is vegas closing down? i didnt so.

if i cant play poker there are many things i can do and still make 100k flat yearly. i could take a class in massage and do that.

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over 70K hands?

lmao

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this is where we write about if we care or not, right?

have fun living in your parents' basement until you are, oh, i'd say bald.

get a life and go back to skool

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You're dreamy. I love the bad-boy types.

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loser. any way you look at it.

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to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.


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I got a good laugh out of this part. nice.

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Edit:
I'm dumb.

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For those of you taking this seriously: stop.

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u cant even spell skool and want me to go back. email bill gates, he outta go back to hs also, huh?

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Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.

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I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.



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A+

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poker aint going anywhere.

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agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.

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hilarious. not fully realized in execution however.

also not sure if it is good or bad that people have taken it seriously.

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poker aint going anywhere.

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agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.

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the pro poker players are going to have all the million dollar business ideas.

im buffet at 17. watch me roll da dice!

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poker aint going anywhere.

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agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.

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I don't know who is worse, the OP or this guy.

YSBSCKY (b = both)

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Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.

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I don't see it that way. He is a loser any way you look at it. If the post is true- he's a loser; if the post is a troll- he's a loser. He hit it right on the head- trolls are losers.

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Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.

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I don't see it that way. He is a loser any way you look at it. If the post is true- he's a loser; if the post is a troll- he's a loser. He hit it right on the head- trolls are losers.

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Exactly.

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I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

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Two things wrong here:

1) All pro pokers players wear silk and only silk.

2) Instead of putting the cards on the desk, you should've slapped him in the mouth with the deck.

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Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.

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I don't see it that way. He is a loser any way you look at it. If the post is true- he's a loser; if the post is a troll- he's a loser. He hit it right on the head- trolls are losers.

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Exactly.

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nice mug. you could be mr. harrisons twin brother.

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When this thread goes big Clarky, I hope you aren't caught taking the bait.

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if you are ever on welfare, i'll kill you.

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I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

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Two things wrong here:

1) All pro pokers players wear silk and only silk.

2) Instead of putting the cards on the desk, you should've slapped him in the mouth with your dick.

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FYP

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I guess that's an ok FYP, but giving him a di[/i]ckslap doesn't really show how awesome he is as a poker player. Maybe if he had like Phil Hellmuth tatooed on his nuts it would work.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

The world needs ditch diggers too.

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My father never liked you.

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With your attitude, I'm sure you are solidly on your path to fulfill your destiny.

Best Wishes,

Fitz

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Natty Light and white tank-tops just went on sale at Walmart...stock up, you'll be using both for a very long time pondering your decision.

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There is no way this happened.

You probably had a dream about most of this and woke up in the principal's office waiting for your auntie to come pick you up in a nice big mini-van. Either that or you are a piece of white trash and they just put you in the dumpster out back where you tried to turn some old happy meal boxes into a deck of cards and play the rat heads-up for a nibble of cheese.

One or the other.

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i could take a class in massage and do that.

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Add that to the tips you'll get from massages with happy endings.

Meow.

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I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.



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A+

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I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this supposed to be a classy exit? Surely you could have engaged this teacher in an intellectual fashion rather than stormed out of the room like a two year-old.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

Thanks for sharing the first draft of your initial assignment in Mrs. Baxter's creative writing class.

One or two minor tweaks and it will be good to go.