i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, nsfw
 

well I registered on some home poker games place like years ago and I think someone from there got my email and is sending me invitiations to their home game. I normally just delete them since driving out to the USC area blows and especially after leaving late at night there its not a pleasant area.

heres the email i got

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From : CENSORED
Sent : Tuesday, October 10, 2006 9:00 PM
To : CENSORED
Subject : *TOPLESS DEALER* HOME POKER at USC! TUESDAY! 7:00pm Oct 10th! gabe ***-***-****, $1-2 Blinds NL


*TOPLESS DEALER* JESSICA is here again tonight! Straight from VEGAS! Everyone keeps requesting her back!!

Hey, Southern Cali Poker Players!

TUESDAY, 7:00pm- 3:00am, Oct. 10th

Please RSVP by Phone, Email, or AIM. Seats limited to 9 spots, then wait list.
All players appreciate it: We get $2,000 on the table because of your RSVPs!

Come check out our Home Poker Games!

We play No Limit Texas Hold'em all the time at USC, right off campus!
It's the biggest poker game in the PAC-10, with players coming all the way from Pepperdine & UCLA.
It's mostly USC students & alumni, and new friendly players are welcome.

* Alcohol Friendly, & Smoking Patio right outside!
* Huge Stereo system, with great playlist!
* 50" Plasma HDTV with HD Sports & movies playing.

Cash Game
$1-2 Blinds
$1-100 Buy in

You're welcome to stop by my game, buy-in & cash out anytime, just give me a call [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Fight on,

CENSORED

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THERES A TON OF IMAGES and ill post more but goddamn i dont know what to say, it might be something but i dont know what

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5...ker008ajw8.jpg

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

AH YAH IM CRUNK AS BUCK HELL YABHHHHHHH

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, nsfw
 

WE MUST GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

more pics dammit. where's that option?

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, nsfw
 

if her face wasnt ugly this would be cool as hell
wait its cool as hell anyway (since hell is so cold)

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

I can see the hand posts now...

"So I'm in the DD--I mean the BB. And I look down at DD--whoops I meant AA. Guy raises, do I DD here? Whoops make that RR."

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

yeah her face is fugly as everything and im drcunk as [censored] right now and shes still gross, she also needs to do crunches

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6...ker009aeh8.jpg

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

boredom i hope you notice its AA just an fyi

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

go there and buyin for 1$, since its allowed

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 

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boredom i hope you notice its AA just an fyi

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Of course, and I chuckled...unfortunately, after seeing that second pic, I think I'd be limping them if I were that guy.