French Superusers!?!?
 

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $706.50
BB: $270.80

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $14</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($28, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $18</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $60</font>, BB calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($148, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $125</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $125 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $148





Dealer: Game #12846189009: LeRequin86 wins pot ($147.50)
RhinoBluff: criss de chieux
LeRequin86: je t'avais sur le flop
Dealer: LeRequin86, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
RhinoBluff: je sais
Dealer: Game #12846202453: RhinoBluff wins pot ($3.80)
RhinoBluff: une vraie farce ton call
LeRequin86: non
RhinoBluff: ouais
Dealer: RhinoBluff has a pair of Deuces
Dealer: LeRequin86 has two pair, Fives and Deuces
Dealer: Game #12846209353: LeRequin86 wins pot ($43.50) with two pair, Fives and Deuces
RhinoBluff: tavais 56


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Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: $211.05
Hero: $787.05

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $4</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $6 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $8




Dealer: Game #12846288384: RhinoBluff wins pot ($23.50)
RhinoBluff: 56
Dealer: Game #12846294846: LeRequin86 wins pot ($7.60)
RhinoBluff: encore
Dealer: Game #12846302175: RhinoBluff wins pot ($2)

Re: French Superusers!?!?
 

that chat is actually pretty good, nh

Re: French Superusers!?!?
 

now he's accusing me of cheating, classic superuser move

Re: French Superusers!?!?
 

translation plz

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DOWN WITH THE FRENCHIES!!

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why cant i be quicker and funnier

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[/ QUOTE ]Why would I help out an anglo

Re: French Superusers!?!?
 

[x] not even real french