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Milo 04-08-2006 11:56 AM

My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 

samjjones 04-08-2006 11:58 AM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
If you want to see how one trainwreck can kill two franchises...I'd heartily recommend watching this.

frankster 04-08-2006 12:00 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Brilliant piece of crap

Damontis 04-08-2006 12:02 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
It's a much better movie than I thought it would be.

Dan BRIGHT 04-08-2006 12:03 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Turn the naked channel on instead

SamIAm 04-08-2006 12:09 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Your TiVo thinks you like crappy movies. Sorry. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
-Sam

surfinillini 04-08-2006 12:17 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
erase your tivo...then beat up your brother

El Ishmael 04-08-2006 12:18 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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If you want to see how one trainwreck can kill two franchises...I'd heartily recommend watching this.

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Both series were horrible.

livinitup0 04-08-2006 12:24 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
It Aliens and Predators!! c'mon!!

Its not good...off course not. But I still watched it....it falls into those "It was so bad I liked it" descriptions.

SharkTank43 04-08-2006 12:37 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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If you want to see how one trainwreck can kill two franchises...I'd heartily recommend watching this.

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Both series were horrible.

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No.

Howard Beale 04-08-2006 12:38 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
It's a good movie for the 2am time slot when you can't sleep.

Requin 04-08-2006 12:40 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Worth the time if you've seen at least one from each series

italianstang 04-08-2006 01:51 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Watch it if you can apply some kind of drinking game to it.

They say "GO!" and "RUN!" and "COME ON!" and "AHHH!!!" about ten mabillion times. Also "HURRY!"

Then its over.

kurosh 04-08-2006 01:54 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
It's best to watch with a group of guys while drunk or high. Pick teams and cheer them on!

Meromorphic 04-08-2006 03:52 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
c)Watch Terms of Endearment

henrikrh 04-08-2006 03:57 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Just read the script, here I'll copy and paste it.


Alien vs. Predator
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By Hollywood McSleezeball

The scene opens on some people and something happens, then aliens fight predators and we grow a little richer.

Personality devoid expendable human character 1: Oh my god, what is this?
*Alien pops out*
PDEHC 2: Jesus christ run!!!
*PDEHC1 is killed*
*Predator pops out*
*Alien fights Predator and PDEHC2 barely escapes*

Rinse and repeat.

bisonbison 04-08-2006 04:01 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
the movie is not bad.

surfinillini 04-08-2006 04:19 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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the movie is not bad.

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it's actually better than Saw 2 which I just sat through, that movie sux balls

henrikrh 04-08-2006 04:26 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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the movie is not bad.

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it's actually better than Saw 2 which I just sat through, that movie sux balls

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It's not better than Saw 2. Here's why: Girl falling into a pit of syringes.

surfinillini 04-08-2006 04:41 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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the movie is not bad.

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it's actually better than Saw 2 which I just sat through, that movie sux balls

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It's not better than Saw 2. Here's why: Girl falling into a pit of syringes.

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that actually looked like fun [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

billygrippo 04-08-2006 04:44 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
its like starwars episode I. you have to watch it, but you know it will suck.



note: its 1093093x beter than SWeI

El Diablo 04-08-2006 04:54 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
Milo,

Here's the thing. You know it will suck. But it's f'in Alien vs. Predator. You have no choice.

henrikrh 04-08-2006 07:43 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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its like starwars episode I. you have to watch it, but you know it will suck.



note: its 1093093x beter than SWeI

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AvP sucks hard and is not worth it all the way through.
SWE1 is pure torture but then ends with one good sabre fight.

Close call IMO.

SackUp 04-08-2006 08:26 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
I would suggest taking a bat to your tivo as punishment for effing up your viewing schedule and forcing you to watch this movie - you know you are going to, out of curiousity if nothing else. The damage has been done - the tivo must be punished so it doesn't eff up again!

Cry Me A River 04-08-2006 11:45 PM

Re: My TiVo recorded Alien vs. Predator, should I bother?
 
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Here's the thing. You know it will suck. But it's f'in Alien vs. Predator. You have no choice.


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That man speaks the truth.

Seriously, it's a huge steaming pile of crap. On thing that really, really, pissed me off: They go to all the trouble to recruit the heroine for her glacier navigating skills. They play the big guilt/responsibility card with a line that goes something like "But will second best get us there alive?" when she reccomends someone else to be their guide.

And then... They skip the whole trek accross the Antarctic!!

They pull up in the ship.
Cut.
They're at the pyramid.

I mean, wtf? Did we loose 10 minutes of footage there to editing? There at least HAS to be a scene there where she saves everybody's ass in an ice slide, or when everyone starts to fall down a crevice. And then someone says "Sure glad you decided to come along". Or something!!

Crapity, crap, crap!


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