You know you\'re a SNG junkie when...
 

1) You dream about busting a huge bubble.

2) You consider 80% and up on a final exam to be "ITM".

3) You've completely forgotten what post-flop poker feels like.

4) You see Fe on the Periodic Table of Elements in chemistry class and think Fold Equity.

5) You think of prices in terms of number of buyins.

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8) You're always thinking I could be making $xx per hour playing SNGs instead of this.

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9) When you start using a phrase because raptor uses it. Wait, that just makes you a groupie.

I'm waiting for the t-shirts...

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You have the t-shirts, I'll have the loose women.

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5) You think of prices in terms of number of buyins.


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POTM

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You have the t-shirts

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I'm nobody's fanboy. Maybe send them to 15yo american whiteboyz instead.

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1.) When your life includes Yugo "drop-ins"
2.) When you spend 12 hours/day at your "job" w/o complaining
3.) You don't know most of your "friend's" first or last names [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
4.) You can't sleep because you "didn't" win $100,000

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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... and then, when the cashier says $12.95 you say "poosh" expecting him to fold.

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6) you wont consider a monitor or laptop unless it supports 1600X1200 resolution

7) YOU LOGON TO THIS FORUM AT LEAST 125923 TIMES A DAY

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personally i'm always logged in. i hope, for your sake, that you don't log in every time. i imagine that would become quite tedious.

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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... and then, when the cashier says $12.95 you say "poosh" expecting him to fold.

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Or you give him 177.82 and when they ask what this is you say IM ALL IN!

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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8) You're always thinking I could be making $xx per hour playing SNGs instead of this.

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This one hit home for me.

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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????

please say u saved the hand history. i wanna see.

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It was a home game with 7 players.

Second hand the guy to my right busts 2 players with a straight. The next hand UTG goes all in with AK and 77 call, I call in BB with AA and I hold. The next hand, short stack goes all in with A7 and I call out of BB with AQ and flop a Q. Heads up I am in SB with J7 of clubs and I call, BB checks. Flop was 89T with 2 clubs: He bet, I raise and he goes all in and I call. He has J7o and i turn my flush...I win

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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... and then, when the cashier says $12.95 you say "poosh" expecting him to fold.

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I type lol to be polite sometimes when I am really only smiling.
this post made my eyes water and if I hadn't already been standing up I would have fallen out of my chair......POTY

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8) You're always thinking I could be making $xx per hour playing SNGs instead of this.

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This one hit home for me.

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Me, too.

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Quasi-related:

n) You think of taxes or surcharges as "rake".

n+1) You think of any partial rebate, including coupons, as "rakeback".

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i didn't think it was THAT funny

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I was setting up a friends internet and I was reading them a password and it was a series of numbers and letters and the first letter was a Q and I said queen. She looked at me like WTF?!?!?

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Quasi-related:

n) You think of taxes or surcharges as "rake".

n+1) You think of any partial rebate, including coupons, as "rakeback".

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You know you're a math geek when you see this post and immediately think of Mathematical Induction.

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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I once played a 22 and busted every single person at the table. I'm not sure if this is a rarity or not, but if it is rare, then yes I am a poker god.

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I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite unbelievable.

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I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite unbelievable.

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I entered a 30+3 at Eurobet and finished 2nd without ever opening the table. Support told me I could play up to 6 tables, so I registered for 6, but could only open 4 tables and never opened this tournament. Amazingly, I ended up with a 2nd place. The truly sad thing is that it clearly says "AWAY", when someone isn't connected and neither 3rd nore 4th was smart enough to wait me out.

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I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite believable.

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Sorry, I had to say I believe you.

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I saw too felt letter A's on my friends front hall table sitting next to one another. My thought process was:

- Alcoholics Anonymous
- Aces
- Assistant captain's lettering for a hockey jersey

They actually ended up being letters for hockey jerseys, but the fact that those 3 thought hit me so fast seemed pretty funny to me.

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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I once played a 22 and busted every single person at the table. I'm not sure if this is a rarity or not, but if it is rare, then yes I am a poker god.

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I did that a month or so after I started playing seriously and thought I was the absolute nuts. Still not very sure how common it is although I imagine lots of people on here have done it at some stage.

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I was setting up a friends internet and I was reading them a password and it was a series of numbers and letters and the first letter was a Q and I said queen. She looked at me like WTF?!?!?

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I'll start figuring my outs when I see a series of numbers like a liscence plate...

A2 654K

And then when he cuts me off, I don't get road rage...I "drive on Tilt." [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Yea, it is just so funny when after seeing me push 15 times in a row, people ahead of me still call the blind and then fold when I went all in. It is hillarious.

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my daughter that's 3 months was trying to squeeze out a duece last night, and I kept yelling PUSH. 1/2 later, i went downstairs and fired up a set of 4. Lost each of them

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51) When you buy one of these so you can 20table on one monitor.

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103) You're at a bar, there are 3 other guys and one chick, and you think, "bubble time."

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103) You're at a bar, there are 3 other guys and one chick, and you think, "bubble time."

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... and you're the only one with balls to push it.

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103) You're at a bar, there are 3 other guys and one chick, and you think, "bubble time."

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I treat this situation like a winner take all satellite. I'm not in to splitting the prize pool.

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5) You think of prices in terms of number of buyins.

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I've actually used the reasoning "I'd only have to win one sng to pay for this. I'll take it" on many occassions.

Expect to see me living in a cardboard box with some nice [censored].

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you seea typical buy-in number and think of sngs. For instance when I see the weather and the dude says" 33 degrees, I immediatly imagine myself playing a 33 dollar party SNG"

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#131) Your utility bill comes in higher than last month, and you think to yourself, "f'ing variance...".

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#132) You scoff when people say women multitask better than men due to your experience 8 tabling while responding to posts on 2+2.

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5) You think of prices in terms of number of buyins.

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I've actually used the reasoning "I'd only have to win one sng to pay for this. I'll take it" on many occassions.

Expect to see me living in a cardboard box with some nice [censored].

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Im starting to do this now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]