Farting in cups.
 

Has anyone else her had the pleasure of farting in a cup, sealing it up, with like a lid or something, and then unleashing it hours later into/onto a friends mouth?

Its really funny.

also try farting into someones drink like a cup of coffee, or a beer. its so awesome. try to cup something over it to seal it in there, though usually it kind of sticks to the water or something. I dont know, its weird. Kind of like when you fart in the shower and it smells better because u are in the shower.

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How come when you fart and smell it.. it's like the best thing in the world.

and when someone else farts and you smell it.. you just wanna die.

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i dont know, i guess it is kind of like how ur cum smells good, but other peoples cum smells terrible.

I love cupping my farts with my hand and shipping it to my nose.

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i dont know, i guess it is kind of like how ur cum smells good, but other peoples cum smells terrible.

I love cupping my farts with my hand and shipping it to my nose.

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oh...

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You're both mutants. I don't the smell of ANY farts.

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How come when you fart and smell it.. it's like the best thing in the world.

and when someone else farts and you smell it.. you just wanna die.

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and how come they can't handle foreign stink bombs, yet don't mind giving rim jobs? Or is it just me?

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also try farting into someones drink like a cup of coffee, or a beer. its so awesome. try to cup something over it to seal it in there, though usually it kind of sticks to the water or something. I dont know, its weird. Kind of like when you fart in the shower and it smells better because u are in the shower.

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You know a fart isn't just a smell right? It's molecular [censored]. You're [censored] in people drinks, not to mention your hand and apparently your face.

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Mmmmmmm I just farted.

Smells sooooo good.

Don't worry Joe.. I sealed it airtight, and I'm gonna mail it to you. ;-)

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How come when you fart and smell it.. it's like the best thing in the world.

and when someone else farts and you smell it.. you just wanna die.

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lol QFT

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when i was like 10 i was a sick mean little kid and i 'collected' my farts in a glass jar for like a month str8...unleashed that [censored] in my lil sis's bed, how [censored] up is that?

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when i was like 10 i was a sick mean little kid and i 'collected' my farts in a glass jar for like a month str8...unleashed that [censored] in my lil sis's bed, how [censored] up is that?

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NOT HALF AS [censored] UP AS WHAT I UNLEASHED IN YOUR LITTLE SISTER('S BED) LOZL!

amirite?

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anyone else like to dutch oven (farting under the blankets and then sticking your head undern eath to enjoy the smell) themselves?

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when i was like 10 i was a sick mean little kid and i 'collected' my farts in a glass jar for like a month str8...unleashed that [censored] in my lil sis's bed, how [censored] up is that?

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NOT HALF AS [censored] UP AS WHAT I UNLEASHED IN YOUR LITTLE SISTER('S BED) LOZL!

amirite?

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lol, that is all [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Years ago me and my brother used to play jack nicklaus golf for money and I remember when it was the biggest bet we had ever made for a single shot (like $20 or so, baller for kids) I farted into a cup and just as my brother was about to swing I unleashed that monster to his nose and the hit was a total catastrophe and ended up nowhere near the hole. He had done some similar stuff to me while I was about to hit so the hit was counted but eventually I laughed so hard on what had happened and my hit was even worse so I lost the bet.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

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i dont know, i guess it is kind of like how ur cum smells good, but other peoples cum smells terrible.

I love cupping my farts with my hand and shipping it to my nose.

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uuuuuuh

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anyone else like to dutch oven (farting under the blankets and then sticking your head undern eath to enjoy the smell) themselves?

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lolol and I thought I was the only one.

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i dont know, i guess it is kind of like how ur cum smells good, but other peoples cum smells terrible.


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You will learn to appreciate it, my son.

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Why would I just seal up my farts when, I am my own personal Jenkem factory?

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wow

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Has anyone else her had the pleasure of farting in a cup, sealing it up, with like a lid or something, and then unleashing it hours later into/onto a friends mouth?

Its really funny.


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We call it the "cup o' soup."

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I'm glad we've unleashed this brutal honesty onto the forum tonight.

Does anybody else like to go to sleep with their middle finger in their ass or is it just me?

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i dont know, i guess it is kind of like how ur cum smells good, but other peoples cum smells terrible.

I love cupping my farts with my hand and shipping it to my nose.

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uuuuuuh

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His phrasing of that second paragraph is phenomenal.

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someone should link to this thread from OOT.

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$37....my farts smell raunchier than yours????? gogogogogogogogogogogo!!!!