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Jenkem 11-29-2007 01:33 PM

Jenkem Prop Bet
 
For those of you who do not already know, "jenkem", (offered referred to as "butt-hash" on the streets) is the usage of fumes from human excrement as a narcotic to inhale and supposedly reach an intense psychoactive high. Learn more jenkem

Naturally I'm fascinated in the growing phenomenon and I propositioned my friend and fellow 2p2er Brian, username "Jailhouse", that he could not and would not be able to ingest enough jenkem fumes to reach a hallucinogenic state. For all we know, the effects of butt-hash are not even real, so we would have to set a time limit or measure of some sort in case the experiment fails. If this threshold is reached, Brian will automatically win the bet. In other words, the purpose of the bet is not simply to get him high off of jenkem fumes, but rather to see if he can fully complete the process behind it.

After some extensive research, (a single google search), I found a site that shows in detail how to use jenkem. butt-hash

The fumes are inhaled through a balloon the same way you would with a whip-it. I figure 3-5 full balloons should be the maximum amount allowed for this bet. If Brian is not tripping after this much, he wins the bet by default. If he vomits or quits, he loses.

What's left is to decide what kind of odd's I should be laying him to complete this act. Now I'm no baller so I'm only willing to put up around $100 of my own money, but I am certain that some of our mutual friends would be willing to match this amount to see him go through with this. At this time, I'm looking at about 5:1 odds against. Does that sound fair?

Two great things about this bet:
1. Brian is a hs/ms lhe player and has plenty of money. He is attempting this prop bet not for financial reasons, but because he is grimy and likes drugs. He also loves a good challenge and hates being told that there is something he cannot do.

2. It gets to be my poop. Tomorrow night I will drink plenty of beer and devour one chili cheese dog after another and on Saturday I will unleash the nastiest dump in human history in a bucket in my backyard. I will tightly cover the bucket in seran wrap and garbage bags so that none of the precious fumes will be lost.

The bet will take place a week from this Saturday. Obviously a trip report with pics will be included.

Wish him luck and let me know if you think any other stipulations should be added. This will be awesome!

Mr. Met 11-29-2007 01:36 PM

Re: Jenkem Prop Bet
 
I Recommend Using This

Tartufo 11-29-2007 01:38 PM

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How are you going to get the fumes in a balloon?

balkii 11-29-2007 01:42 PM

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let us gogogogogogogogo

Jenkem 11-29-2007 01:43 PM

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I think leaving the balloon over the top of the empty bottle will over time allow it to fill. I don't have all the details worked out yet and there is no doubt that this will be a messy procedure and set up. It would have to be as it deals with the transfer of human feces and urine.

look at the pictures on that second website

Jeff_B 11-29-2007 02:05 PM

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Did you really chose your screen name based on a mixture of fecal matter and urine?

Tartufo 11-29-2007 02:19 PM

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I think that after the whole thing you two frisky boys should make a 2guys1cup video for BBV4life's entertainment.

Jenkem 11-29-2007 02:20 PM

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I think that after the whole thing you two frisky boys should make a 2guys1cup video for BBV4life's entertainment.

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what kind of odds are you laying?

KJS 11-29-2007 02:24 PM

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How are you going to verify whether or not he is tripping?

KJS

Jenkem 11-29-2007 02:28 PM

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How are you going to verify whether or not he is tripping?


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It won't really matter if he is or isn't. If he doesn't finish the amount of balloons he loses. The trip or high will hopefully be a beneficiary from the experiment.

Esection 11-29-2007 02:33 PM

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I Recommend Using This

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anyone have the link to the thread about this?

i remember this being one of the funniest things...

Tartufo 11-29-2007 02:38 PM

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[serious]
I have a hard time believing in the hallucinogenic effects of the fumes. Anyone who, like I assume the vast majority of posters here, uses enemas regularly, knows that chemicals are absorbed into your blood stream much faster via your azz than via inhaling or swallowing. Just pour your anus a scotch and you'll more than agree.
Now, since all the fumes already passed your entire intestinal tract, surely any hallucinogen would already have been absorbed.
[/serious]

Ringo 11-29-2007 02:39 PM

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Jenkem is bull - check out www.Erowid.org for the lowdown.

Jenkem 11-29-2007 04:04 PM

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Whether he trips or not isn't even the primary issue anymore. Its basically a prop bet of whether or not he can complete the task set forth. Getting high from it will be a hilarious and educational result though.

Mr. Met 11-29-2007 04:04 PM

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you probably would need to be pretty high already to come up with breathing [censored] fumes

Futtocked 11-29-2007 04:26 PM

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i read somewhere that it leaves a [censored] taste in your mouth for like a week + after you do it. that alone is enough for me to not take this bet

bmwguy525 11-29-2007 04:29 PM

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i read somewhere that it leaves a [censored] taste in your mouth for like a week + after you do it. that alone is enough for me to not take this bet

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did you have to READ it to comprehend that??

Futtocked 11-29-2007 04:29 PM

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hoo_dblfdg.jpg

Quanah Parker 11-29-2007 05:04 PM

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Jenkem sounds wonderful.

Would the Flying Spaghetti Monster have put feces on this Earth(his creation), if we were not intended to sniff it?


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