cats and jerking it....
 

ever forget theres a cat in the room and start jerking it?
they get interested and pounce on yer balls and u gotta stop and kick'em outta the room. it sucks.


ok -- start w the 'pussy' jokes. and $.01 on stars for the first ceiling cat post.

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thinly veiled brag about using ur boner to make contact with pussy?

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this is a quality OP


i've never rubbed one out in front of a cat before

i used to let them come in and watch me poop though so they could learn to use the toilet

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GOLD !!!! sn on stars?

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i used to let my cat hump my leg. I got no pleasure from this, but figured I owed it to him.

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i used to let my cat hump my leg. I got lots pleasure from this, but figured I owed it to him.

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fyp

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cats suck imo , get a dog

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i used to let my cat hump my leg. I got no pleasure from this, but figured I owed it to him.

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man this fyp sucks, logically, gramatically, and it's not that funny. I'm not upset, I just find it not funny.

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i agree----- weak very weak.
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e...ronsitting.jpg

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Just pretend you're looking at Catwoman when this happens.

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whats bad is when you forget you have a family member in your room

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whats bad is when you forget you have a family member in your room

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wait, wouldn't there have to be a family 'member' in the room? Or do you mean in-laws?

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whats bad is when you forget you're in the middle of a family dinner

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I just don't like them watching me the whole time, it's creepy as hell.

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whats bad is when you forget you have a family member in your room

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wait, wouldn't there have to be a family 'member' in the room? Or do you mean in-breds?

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FYfunnies

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