The new One Million Dollar bill added to US currency
 

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AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

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The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

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Of course that's a forgery. It looks nothing like the real ones I have locked away for retirement.

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ROFL. What a moran.

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I like that someone actually put marks on it to see if it was real or not.

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LOL... Seriously. WTF?

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But look at how withered and used it looks, like it's been used to tip stripper's and NY cabbies.

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I like how the guy first risked using a forged check to buy cigarettes, and then tried this technique.
As though he couldn't have bought cigarettes safely if his million dollars had gone through.

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looks real, he should have just made $20/50/100 bills and used those

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i like how it was printed in 2005

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Soon a €500 bill will be worth more then a $1.000.000 bill anyway

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The real largest denomination bill ever produced by the U.S. treasury. Kinda baller.

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I take that back. The $10,000 bill was printed until 1969, when the government recalled all of them.

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Also, while never circulated, the government printed several $100,000 gold certificates, which are equally as baller.

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If the guy is getting aggravated about losing one 1 million dollar bill, then i hardly think he has enough to be tipping people with!

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i figured this would've been a gag gone wrong but no the guy legitimately expected someone to open an account based on a million dollar bill

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Reminds me of this story, only it had a happy ending.

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LOL @ Salmon P. Chase on 10K. We apparently ran out of presidents.

Also, I'm a better counterfeiter than the guy in the OP.

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There are some dumb [censored] people in this world.