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Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 08:39 PM

i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate christmas
 
oh god do i hate life

DannyOcean_ 11-27-2007 08:39 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate christmas
 
thats pretty lol. therapist responded with...

React1oN 11-27-2007 08:40 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
Depends on results in both imo

billygrippo 11-27-2007 08:41 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
fire your therapist.


use money on puppies


problems solved


???????



profit

Chump Change 11-27-2007 08:41 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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oh god do i hate life

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totally standard

in general, and specifically in that xmas is a very fishy day

if she tells you this is unhealthy kick her to the curb

well, have sex with her first, then kick

im totally srs

Poofler 11-27-2007 08:41 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
Yeah, families who give you presents doesn't mean you're loved, it's just variance.

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 08:41 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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thats pretty lol. therapist responded with...

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lecturing me for an hour on why i should volunteer for an hour

billygrippo 11-27-2007 08:43 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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thats pretty lol. therapist responded with...

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lecturing me for an hour on why i should volunteer for an hour

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srlsy fire your therapist.

this is something your mom should bug u about, not someone u pay money to talk to

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 08:44 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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oh god do i hate life

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totally standard

in general, and specifically in that xmas is a very fishy day

if she tells you this is unhealthy kick her to the curb

well, have sex with her first, then kick

im totally srs

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i so want to. she wore these black heels today with a mini power suit and a nice soft cotton scarf.

KSOT 11-27-2007 08:44 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
Me and you should smoke blunts during one of their precious holidays sometime.

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 08:46 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
i dont do drugs anymore!!!! and i dont want to fire her!! shes very nice and very pretty and much better looking than the other hambeasts i see there!!!!

!!!

DannyOcean_ 11-27-2007 08:47 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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thats pretty lol. therapist responded with...

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lecturing me for an hour on why i should volunteer for an hour

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kick her in the balls. It my sound self-contradictory, or impossible, but once you do it you'll realize its the only course of action worth taking.

blutarski 11-27-2007 08:53 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
shouldn't counseling be helping (i.e.- telling you what you want to hear?)

tell her to eat a big fat bowl of dicks, right after you tell her how attracted you are to her.

React1oN 11-27-2007 08:57 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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oh god do i hate life

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totally standard

in general, and specifically in that xmas is a very fishy day

if she tells you this is unhealthy kick her to the curb

well, have sex with her first, then kick

im totally srs

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i so want to. she wore these black heels today with a mini power suit and a nice soft cotton scarf.

[/ QUOTE ]What is a power suit? Either way sounds really hot

Smell The Glove 11-27-2007 08:58 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
but how much did you lose?

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 08:58 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
kinda like this but without the jacket

http://www.designerexposure.com/imag...75_1_large.jpg

React1oN 11-27-2007 08:58 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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kinda like this but without the jacket

http://www.designerexposure.com/imag...75_1_large.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, that's hot

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 08:59 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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but how much did you lose?

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lollllll when she was talking about volunteering and stuff she said that maybe i could teach kids on how to play poker. i said that it would be difficult and id hate it because they would ask how much i lose.

i think she was joking though [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

GiantWalleye 11-27-2007 09:00 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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Me and you should smoke blunts during one of their precious holidays sometime.

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I will join you if edd won't. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Blunts

Chump Change 11-27-2007 09:00 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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kinda like this but without the jacket

http://www.designerexposure.com/imag...75_1_large.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, that's hot

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omg i just came

Smell The Glove 11-27-2007 09:00 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
gimme your therapist's address

Chump Change 11-27-2007 09:01 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
Wait, when she says volunteer, she means hand with the family for an hour right? Not some non-sequitar like volunteer at a soup kitchen.

Btw if you don't play poker you should volunteer at a soup kitchen. Family is gay.

futuredoc85 11-27-2007 09:04 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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Me and you should smoke blunts during one of their precious holidays sometime.

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I will join you if edd won't. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Blunts

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get yourself a volcano for christmas and never smoke a blunt again

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 09:05 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
my brothers going to some snowboarding camp and my moms going to go live in fantasy lala land with her boyfriend in washington

god i cant wait to have these people finally leave me alone

dlorc 11-27-2007 09:13 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
Go snowboarding you nit?

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 09:19 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
UHHHHHHHH POKER $$$$$$$$$$$$$$> SNOWBOARDING

React1oN 11-27-2007 09:20 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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my brothers going to some snowboarding camp and my moms going to go live in fantasy lala land with her boyfriend in washington

god i cant wait to have these people finally leave me alone

[/ QUOTE ]Is this brother still smoking pot?

samwallistea 11-27-2007 09:20 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
you have therapy why?

Spechel EDD 11-27-2007 09:21 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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you have therapy why?

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uncontrollable sex addiction

edit: yah i think my brothers still smoking but hiding it well now

edit2: okay bye. i need to lie down because my back is in so much pain right now.

Limesparks 11-27-2007 09:22 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
this is how i feel too except about airhogs instead of poker

React1oN 11-27-2007 09:22 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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you have therapy why?

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uncontrollable sex addiction

edit: yah i think my brothers still smoking but hiding it well now

edit2: okay bye. i need to lie down because my back is in so much pain right now.

[/ QUOTE ]how old is he? can't remember

pm me if you want w/e

Combusted 11-27-2007 09:24 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
Am I the only one who reads therapist as "the rapist" because of that SNL skit?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../OTHER/SNL.jpg

fartman77 11-27-2007 11:11 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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kinda like this but without the jacket

http://www.designerexposure.com/imag...75_1_large.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, that's hot

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omg i just came

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BUT SHE HAS NO HEAD

benza13 11-27-2007 11:17 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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kinda like this but without the jacket

http://www.designerexposure.com/imag...75_1_large.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, that's hot

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omg i just came

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BUT SHE HAS NO HEAD

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I don't know about him, but that is why I came.

Conspire 11-27-2007 11:23 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
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Am I the only one who reads therapist as "the rapist" because of that SNL skit?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../OTHER/SNL.jpg

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You are not the only one, sean connery was so awesome in those skits. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Edd, I feel the same way you do about the holidays, [censored] all that happy [censored].


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kylephilly 11-27-2007 11:25 PM

Re: i told my therapist that id rather play poker than celebrate chris
 
was about to say "Which rapist?"


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