kind of worried right now
 

i just moved into a new place last night with a girl. I had explosive diarhea this morning(thank god she had already left) and im worried i didnt flush the toilet. This could be bad.

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LOZL you didn't think about this before you moved?

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housewarming gift ftw

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Go look and see if you flushed. It should be pretty obvious.

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You sir are a genius and have just invented the new bbv4l-style housewarming gift!

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Just tell her that in order to save the planet and the pandas you adopted a "flush once a week only" policy.

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shouldda just lifted the back part of the toilet and pooped in there. what's that called again college was a blur.

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I mean i must have flushed. I couldnt have been that careless could i? I just cant mentally picture me flushing it. Oh and im on campus and shes already gone home.

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Send her a text that says this: LOZL

If she responds with 'EW WTF YOURE GROSS' then play the nonflush off as a joke. If she responds with 'What does that mean?' tell her she's an idiot.

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Send her a text that says this: LOZL

If she responds with 'EW WTF YOURE GROSS' then play the nonflush off as a joke. If she responds with 'What does that mean?' tell her she's an idiot.

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How often do you use this play on your wife? Successrate?

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i was thinking of telling her it was something else if she brings it up next time i see her. Like i shampood the carpets and emptied it into the toilet. Cause i mean it was just brown liquid.

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Odorless brown liquid, right?

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i was thinking of telling her it was something else if she brings it up next time i see her. Like i shampood the carpets and emptied it into the toilet. Cause i mean it was just brown liquid.

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Thats a horse of a different color. If you had just told us in the OP that she was a complete moron, the responses would have been different.

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shouldda just lifted the back part of the toilet and pooped in there. what's that called again college was a blur.

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upper decking

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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lol @ OP didnt hit a flush

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FYP

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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that shtt [censored] you up

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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You moved in w/ her and haven't fukkkkkd her yet? wtf?>

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sounds like a great plan

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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sh*t on her chest, you won't have to worry about flushing afterwards.

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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that shtt [censored] you up

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rofl

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LOL I love bbv4l. It'll be easier to woo her if you have some people over for drinking and everyone is messed up. Waaaay easier to make it look like a random hookup turned every day hookup.

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i was thinking of telling her it was something else if she brings it up next time i see her. Like i shampood the carpets and emptied it into the toilet. Cause i mean it was just brown liquid.

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lol

make sure you shampoo the carpet first

......... also, unless she's retarded, it won't work

if she brings it up tell her one of your friends was over and you'll give him a stern talking to next time you see him

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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you forgot the chloform

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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girls dont poo dumbass

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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girls dont poo dumbass

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lol

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email her the link to 2girls1cup imo

and sign it

"1guy1girl1toilet
<3popeye"

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literally

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Explosive diarrhea = needs to flushes ldo

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eh, might as well get it out of the way on the first day

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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You moved in w/ her and haven't fukkkkkd her yet? wtf?>

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saving yourself for marriage?

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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that shtt [censored] you up

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rofl

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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that shtt [censored] you up

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rofl

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenkem

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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that shtt [censored] you up

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rofl

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenkem

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This greatly expands my horizons.

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results?