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emm 11-26-2007 04:28 PM

Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Im just curious to hear any opinions on opening moves that lead to head, whether tried and true or just work some of the time.

My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

By opening moves I mean the mood is set, alone and kissing etc, and then (___move___) but if you have advice on mood setting (lights on/off, music, watching porn, etc) by all means...

KJS 11-26-2007 04:30 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Both of you being over the age of 25.

KJS

React1oN 11-26-2007 04:30 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
"You are much hotter than that dude I paid for last night."

stabn 11-26-2007 04:30 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Dip it in chocolate.

Wilco666 11-26-2007 04:30 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Eating the pussy usually leads to receiving head.

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-26-2007 04:33 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Wrap it in a $50

Bork 11-26-2007 04:33 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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Eating the pussy usually leads to receiving head.

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gold advice

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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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Don't do any of these.

SimonBarSinister 11-26-2007 04:34 PM

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Eating the pussy usually leads to receiving head.

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Elevens 11-26-2007 04:40 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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Keep this up and you might just want to work on your own flexibility instead.

oddjob 11-26-2007 04:40 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
how much for a blow job?

kioshk 11-26-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
1. e4

ROADHEAD 11-26-2007 05:05 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
For me this past weekend, I was hooking up with a girl and feeling on her titties and then she told me shes has really nice [censored]. I asked her to show me and she did and started doin my thang with them. After that I said I have a really nice penis and asked her if she wanted to see it, after pulling it out I said he's lonely why don't u give him a kiss, and the rest is history.

CallMeIshmael 11-26-2007 05:07 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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1. e4

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sadly, this was my first thought as well

React1oN 11-26-2007 05:11 PM

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For me this past weekend, I was hooking up with a girl and feeling on her titties and then she told me shes has really nice [censored]. I asked her to show me and she did and started doin my thang with them. After that I said I have a really nice penis and asked her if she wanted to see it, after pulling it out I said he's lonely why don't u give him a kiss, and the rest is history.

[/ QUOTE ]Your name is perfect for this story.

traz 11-26-2007 05:11 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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1. e4

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lol

I try to screen for the sluttiest girls I can find...they tend to just devour the penis without any encouragement

11-26-2007 05:18 PM

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Receiving head usually leads to eating pussy.

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By-Tor 11-26-2007 05:18 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
here ya' go...

nath 11-26-2007 05:45 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

El Diablo 11-26-2007 05:49 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cstil_0357.jpg

renodoc 11-26-2007 05:52 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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1. e4

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sadly, this was my first thought as well

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as well as mine, however I have found 1. d4 to be more successful

mbillie1 11-26-2007 05:54 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
geez

"moves"? find a girl. have her blow you. if she won't, find a new girl, since that one is obv broken. have her blow you. etc.

Kimbell175113 11-26-2007 06:03 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8413/279es2.jpg

pokerclack 11-26-2007 06:05 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
El Diablo and By-Tor- really really funny. thanks a lot!

Chilltown 11-26-2007 06:29 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
http://www.wrestlingpedia.org/public...ticoli/230.jpg

Dudd 11-26-2007 06:37 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5839/m14wm6.jpg

sapol 11-26-2007 07:12 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Repeat after me: "why don't you go down"

kkcountry 11-26-2007 07:34 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
life noobs -

every chick knows that this position on whatever the hell you're making out on

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...ndiv/couch.jpg

is the universal "give me head" position

it works like 200% of the time

Popinjay 11-26-2007 08:16 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Just whip it out and see what she does. Will work most of the time.

Golden_Rhino 11-26-2007 08:32 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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Both of you being over the age of 25.

KJS

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QFT. It's pretty much assumed that she's gonna go down.

MikeyPatriot 11-26-2007 08:35 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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1. e4

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sadly, this was my first thought as well

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I don't even play chess and this was the first thing I thought of.

johnnylovescandy 11-26-2007 08:38 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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Not a good sign.

Alobar 11-26-2007 08:56 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head

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heres a really good tip, girls HATE that.

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followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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lol, good lord thats pathetic.

DocForbin 11-26-2007 09:01 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
"Are you available for incall?"

JokersAttack 11-26-2007 10:25 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
do you like lollipops?

DocForbin 11-26-2007 10:28 PM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

marchron 11-27-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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Im just curious to hear any opinions on opening moves that lead to head, whether tried and true or just work some of the time.

My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

By opening moves I mean the mood is set, alone and kissing etc, and then (___move___) but if you have advice on mood setting (lights on/off, music, watching porn, etc) by all means...

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I have zero game and I am laughing at you. This is like negative game.

CallMeIshmael 11-27-2007 12:33 AM

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http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8413/279es2.jpg

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hahahahah

ConstantineX 11-27-2007 12:45 AM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Alot of people talking trash about their super game but no one with any real advice for the OP.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] OOT.

Poshua 11-27-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
Try dating men. In my experience, gay men view giving head as a pleasurable activity, not an obligation/chore.

Of course, your enjoyment of this opening move will depend on whether you're attracted to men. As such, YMMV.

Also, no begging. Ever.

Mason Hellmuth 11-27-2007 01:06 AM

Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head
 
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Alot of people talking trash about their super game but no one with any real advice for the OP.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] OOT.

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When the correct answer was given in the first three replies, what more do you expect us to add?


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