Shoot my cat, please
Sometimes I swear this cat drives me nuts. I am sitting here typing and I can hear that the cat has jumped up on the kitchen table, again.
I bought the significant other a rose one day and we accidently left the bedroom door (where the rose was) open. Quick as a flash, the cat was up on the dresser and tore the hell out of the rose. The heck of it is I am not a cat person and the cat gravitates to me the most. What bad thing did I do at the poker table in a previous life to deserve this? |
Re: Shoot my cat, please
ok
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and by ok, i mean yea i'll shoot your cat, not ok like this was a boring meaningless post I wish i never read cuz it was awesome
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Re: Shoot my cat, please
PM me I'll pound that pussy for ya
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Re: Shoot my cat, please
just let it outside and it will kill all your birds and moles...
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One time my cat bulldog tackled a squirrel that was 3 feet up a tree trunk and then ripped out its throat.
Cats are baller, imo. |
Re: Shoot my cat, please
I have always said if the cat got into a fight with a pitbull, I would bet on the cat.
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I have always said if the cat got into a fight with a pitbull, I would bet on the cat. [/ QUOTE ] What you have here is a source of revenue. Please do not shoot the cat. |
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Pls PM me a contract proposal so that I may review and consider your offer. (Offers below $5k + expenses will not be considered.)
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[ QUOTE ] I have always said if the cat got into a fight with a pitbull, I would bet on the cat. [/ QUOTE ] What you have here is a source of revenue. Please do not shoot the cat. [/ QUOTE ] Well, I was setting up a fight with the Michael Vick stable, but that went south. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Any time my cat does something bad I spray her with water. When she sees the sprayer now she runs. To this day she has never done something I sprayed he for twice. It is humane and effective.
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you [censored] touch one hair on that cat and i'll go fuxking jeet kune do your bitch ass WORD is bond mother [censored]
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