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Gullanian 11-24-2007 05:03 PM

LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool in it

lol @ life, it kicks you in the balls, then when you are down, it pisses over your head and flings poo at you

Micro Donk 11-24-2007 05:04 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
take a nice refreshing swim

Spechel EDD 11-24-2007 05:04 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
GREAT THANKS I REALLY CARE

Nonfiction 11-24-2007 05:10 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
Full Tilt Poker Game #4283318056: Table Mesa (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:07:04 ET - 2007/11/24
Seat 1: Nonfictional ($98.70)
Seat 2: krazie4trot ($115.40)
Nonfictional posts the small blind of $0.50
krazie4trot has 5 seconds left to act
krazie4trot posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Nonfictional [Ks Kd]
Nonfictional raises to $3
krazie4trot raises to $9
Nonfictional raises to $25
krazie4trot raises to $115.40, and is all in
Nonfictional calls $73.70, and is all in
krazie4trot shows [Ah Ad]
Nonfictional shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $16.70 returned to krazie4trot
Nonfictional: dfassdfsad
*** FLOP *** [6c Qd Jc]
*** TURN *** [6c Qd Jc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [6c Qd Jc 3d] [6d]
krazie4trot shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
Nonfictional shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
krazie4trot wins the pot ($196.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Nonfictional is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $197.40 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c Qd Jc 3d 6d]
Seat 1: Nonfictional (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: krazie4trot (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($196.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes

Gullanian 11-24-2007 08:22 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
nh

Steroid Boy 11-24-2007 08:34 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
ez fold

fybpm 11-24-2007 08:35 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[ QUOTE ]
The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool

[/ QUOTE ]

You're such a word artist. I was divulged by your magical writings. Watch out Shakespeare

JSmith2007 11-24-2007 08:36 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool

[/ QUOTE ]

You're such a word artist. I was divulged by your magical writings. Watch out Shakespeare

[/ QUOTE ]

Shakespeare's dead afaik

JokersAttack 11-24-2007 08:39 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
omg it's like a jenkem paradise.

how much you want for your house?

slasherx 11-24-2007 08:40 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[ QUOTE ]
lol @ life, it kicks you in the balls, then when you are down, it pisses over your head and flings poo at you

[/ QUOTE ]

life plays limited hold them?

Gullanian 11-24-2007 09:22 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
yeah atm

members_only 11-24-2007 09:26 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool

[/ QUOTE ]

You're such a word artist. I was divulged by your magical writings. Watch out Shakespeare

[/ QUOTE ]

lol divulged

PLO8FaceKilla 11-24-2007 10:08 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[x] A Cool Million
[x] Worthless Thread

Gullanian 11-24-2007 10:17 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
You ever had [censored] coming through your floorboards? And bubbling out your sink?

Gullanian 11-24-2007 10:17 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[ ] fun

tehpokarplayor 11-24-2007 10:20 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[X] It's on an Adjustable Rate Mortgage anyway, let the bank have it

oops

Gullanian 11-24-2007 10:21 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
You misspelt your checkbox

Jehaim 11-24-2007 11:03 PM

Re: LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse
 
[ QUOTE ]
Full Tilt Poker Game #4283318056: Table Mesa (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:07:04 ET - 2007/11/24
Seat 1: Nonfictional ($98.70)
Seat 2: krazie4trot ($115.40)
Nonfictional posts the small blind of $0.50
krazie4trot has 5 seconds left to act
krazie4trot posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Nonfictional [Ks Kd]
Nonfictional raises to $3
krazie4trot raises to $9
Nonfictional raises to $25
krazie4trot raises to $115.40, and is all in
Nonfictional calls $73.70, and is all in
krazie4trot shows [Ah Ad]
Nonfictional shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $16.70 returned to krazie4trot
Nonfictional: dfassdfsad
*** FLOP *** [6c Qd Jc]
*** TURN *** [6c Qd Jc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [6c Qd Jc 3d] [6d]
krazie4trot shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
Nonfictional shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
krazie4trot wins the pot ($196.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Nonfictional is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $197.40 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c Qd Jc 3d 6d]
Seat 1: Nonfictional (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: krazie4trot (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($196.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes

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Noob, try 220 BB deep. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


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