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i hav no idear what to do. please make any sugestions you can. i know this would be better soooooooted for another form, but this one gets the most views. and there are definite beats, brags and variance contained within
I spend most of today grind $6 sngs so I can get goldstar (which i do). i'm really hungry but have no edible food in my apartment. so i wakl downe the road and tel myslef ima srtop at the first restaurnat i find. so im walkin and i comnen across this place thats typically an all bkalc club an i walk ion, and itsd empty. im angry, cuz im scared and i want food. so i shout HAYY I WANT GRUB. this indian man walks out (dot not feather). he sees im wearing a apokerstars jacket (dont make fun of me, i was from centralk floridfa where i never wore a jacket and used my fpps to get one since moving to tallahassee since i dont liek to spendfndn $$) he says you play poker? i say yheah i've been known to gridn a lot he was confused and aksed me if i dancned i aids nah nvm, yeah i play poker he asks if i evrveve throw tourneys i was thinknih lol doknaments but i say yeah hes like yo u wanan a help me throw tournsy you can use my place evryday\ he shows me to his vip room adn says this is wherte youd play im liek word cool. he says i can take 100% of torurhnm,mANE TPROFITS FROM CHARGING RAKE, HE JSUT WNATS PPL TO BUY HIS FOOD. IM THINIKNKNIGB THIS IS ILLEGAL, BUT HE DONT KNOW ANYTHING. (sorry for caps ima not chgange it so blow me) i think thbis is a good idea. i ask for food, next thingng i know i have cheesesticks on the house. then he gives me free jaegerboms (howd thrhwe man know i love jaeger bombs) i do like 9 if theme. (im only 18) after each 1 he starts shoutitjng things TO FRIENJDNSHIP TO SUCCESS TO MONEY TO MY NSAVIOTR TO HAPPINESS i was gettitng free drinjls and didnt care at thenb tiem. we exchanged numbers. he said i can throiw a apoekr tournament every day oif the week for the next lifetime. i stumble home and rekaize i dunno how to advertiser this. so bbv plz help me out. i want to drikn for feree and take pplz money. if your idieai works i will give tyou $5 on pokerstyars tytytytytytytyt beat: iu ownw a pokertars jacket brag: i hav a new jhob getting drunk and playing poker vaeriance: HOW DODO I GET PPEL TO COME? |
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[ ] this needs immediate attention
<font color="white"> Lori </font> |
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I swear I did not write this post no matter how much it appears I did due to the text
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move up to dealing drugs
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[ ] OP didn't not not get raped by the owner after all those drinks.
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Go to a local casino and secretly place flyers for a local card game to call XXX-XXXX.
Or advertise it in the newspaper. Tallahassee Poker Games Ship ship. |
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[x]eyes bleeding
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This is the best idea ever.
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i see no flaws in this plan
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[x] head asplode
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I kept expecting the end to be something about a study where the brain can process the word no matter how poorly it is mangled, sadly it never happened. Also PM tworooks, he will give u the DL.
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"this indian man walks out (dot not feather)"
[x] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [x] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [ ] OP not wasted off the sex drugs dot indian slipped him before rapage. |
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GUYS
Y U BEBS SOS MENAN TYO ME? u known i help u out if u werre ever in a spiot like this cud i get tin any truble if i helped witht toruyenaments? otr only the ownwer of the bar? beat: i just asked the girl i loveed tyo mmaerty me and s she saidn no, evenen ythriu i told her i fodudfn a job ata a bar |
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[ ] Understood spelling
[ ] Understood grammar [x] Grinds $6 sngs [x] Wears PokerStars jacket in Florida |
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gave it a one second scroll and decided it wasnt worth my time
right call bbv? |
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[ ] english ( how is it that you spelt immediate attention perfectly an then turned into a chunky crayon
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i took me more than 30 min to maken t myi intiaolm post. i tired rly hard at 1stsd then rezlaied u guys havev been drunk enough to speka the lingo
ima retypep errrythin 2mrw cuz i rly do nned help w/ this |
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