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Barrin6 11-22-2007 06:49 AM

Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
Villain is 60/40 fish. Of course I fist pumped when he shoved. But then I went on a lolcoaster after wards.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $202.55
Hero (BB): $218.75
UTG: $70
MP: $203.15
CO: $175.85
BTN: $564.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $7, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $31</font>, MP calls $24, BTN calls $24

Flop: ($94) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $66</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $132</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $187.75 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $55.75

Turn: ($469.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($469.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $469.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) and LOST (-$218.75 NET)
BTN showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Jacks) and WON $466.50 (+$247.75 NET)

Spechel EDD 11-22-2007 06:53 AM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
hey barrin whats up,

im watching this bbc documentary on call girls. its not what i expected cause its kinda boring.

xoxoxo

Spechel EDD 11-22-2007 06:56 AM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
oh hey you dont say that youre a regular client! i wouldve NEVER believed it if you told me!!

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6...p378464yz5.jpg

Barrin6 11-22-2007 06:58 AM

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wtf spechel edd, you ok man?

sightless 11-22-2007 06:58 AM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
i always hide my tables after i go all in

Spechel EDD 11-22-2007 07:00 AM

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wtf spechel edd, you ok man?

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nope! these "escorts" are so disgusting. they must have some really desperate ugly looking people in the UK to need these girls.

Spechel EDD 11-22-2007 07:08 AM

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ugh forget it, im never downloading any bbc documentary ever again after this call girl docubull

kemystery 11-22-2007 07:10 AM

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wtf spechel edd, you ok man?

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nope! these "escorts" are so disgusting. they must have some really desperate ugly looking people in the UK to need these girls.

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[*]paging luckyjimm

Number7 11-22-2007 08:37 AM

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i always press "more chips" after i go all in

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GSykes 11-22-2007 08:44 AM

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i always press "more chips" after i go all in

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blocks the remaining cards to come therefore inevitable doom switch is not as likely standard play imo

tomdemaine 11-22-2007 09:20 AM

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***Super secret Spechel EDD question***

Are ugly people really people or should they be classed as 2nd class citizens?

SDone 11-22-2007 02:08 PM

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i always press "more chips" after i go all in

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Standard. Most poker players never actually expect to win.

chrismystero 11-22-2007 03:17 PM

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i always press "more chips" after i go all in

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Standard. Most poker players never actually expect to win.

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I even do this in poo-flinging.

chrismystero 11-22-2007 03:19 PM

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[ ] Hero got the vast majority of the money in ahead.

imabigdeal 11-22-2007 03:37 PM

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wtf spechel edd, you ok man?

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nope! these "escorts" are so disgusting. they must have some really desperate ugly looking people in the UK to need these girls.

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[*]paging luckyjimm

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lol, nice

Requin 11-22-2007 03:58 PM

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oh hey you dont say that youre a regular client! i wouldve NEVER believed it if you told me!!

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6...p378464yz5.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]Holy [censored] that guy scares me, especially if he speaks in a quiet voice with a british accent

shamasotoole 11-22-2007 04:17 PM

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didnt you just make one bad thread, why make another

bad gimmick

luckyjimm 11-22-2007 04:33 PM

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FTP is rigged

Seriously

luckyjimm 11-22-2007 04:34 PM

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oh hey you dont say that youre a regular client! i wouldve NEVER believed it if you told me!!

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6...p378464yz5.jpg

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Oh, Sebastian Horsley - I like him. Read about him here, it's pretty amazing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Horsley

"In August 2000 Horsley travelled to the Philippines to experience a crucifixion, in order to prepare for a series of paintings on the topic. Refusing pain killers, he was nailed to a cross and passed out. The foot rest broke and he almost fell off. A film and photos of the event, as well as his subsequent paintings of crosses, were exhibited in London in 2002."

and

"In an editorial article in The Observer in 2004, he described his preference for sex with prostitutes, writing "What I hate with women generally is the intimacy, the invasion of my innermost space, the slow strangulation of my art." He also stated that he himself had worked as a prostitute for a while. He argued that prostitution should not be legalized, as that would take away part of its thrill."


He has a good pedigree for becoming a decadent, combining money, dysfunction, addiction, class jumping and bohemianism:

"Horsley is the elder son of Nicholas Horsley, the millionaire chairman of Northern Foods, which had been founded by his father. His mother, the former Valerie Edwards, was a Welsh typist who once worked as an assistant to the American singer Billie Holiday."

I'm sorry I missed this programme!

I have a link to his book on my blog. If you are in the UK and order through my link, I'll make like 10 pence, which I can put towards my next blow job.

React1oN 11-22-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
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oh hey you dont say that youre a regular client! i wouldve NEVER believed it if you told me!!

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6...p378464yz5.jpg

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Oh, Sebastian Horsley - I like him. Read about him here, it's pretty amazing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Horsley

"In August 2000 Horsley travelled to the Philippines to experience a crucifixion, in order to prepare for a series of paintings on the topic. Refusing pain killers, he was nailed to a cross and passed out. The foot rest broke and he almost fell off. A film and photos of the event, as well as his subsequent paintings of crosses, were exhibited in London in 2002."

and

"In an editorial article in The Observer in 2004, he described his preference for sex with prostitutes, writing "What I hate with women generally is the intimacy, the invasion of my innermost space, the slow strangulation of my art." He also stated that he himself had worked as a prostitute for a while. He argued that prostitution should not be legalized, as that would take away part of its thrill."


He has a good pedigree for becoming a decadent, combining money, dysfunction, addiction, class jumping and bohemianism:

"Horsley is the elder son of Nicholas Horsley, the millionaire chairman of Northern Foods, which had been founded by his father. His mother, the former Valerie Edwards, was a Welsh typist who once worked as an assistant to the American singer Billie Holiday."

I'm sorry I missed this programme!

I have a link to his book on my blog. If you are in the UK and order through my link, I'll make like 10 pence, which I can put towards my next blow job.

[/ QUOTE ]holy moses batman

fredd-bird 11-22-2007 05:24 PM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
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Villain is 60/40 fish. Of course I fist pumped when he shoved. But then I went on a lolcoaster after wards.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $202.55
Hero (BB): $218.75
UTG: $70
MP: $203.15
CO: $175.85
BTN: $564.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $7, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $31</font>, MP calls $24, BTN calls $24

Flop: ($94) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $66</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $132</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $187.75 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $55.75

Turn: ($469.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($469.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $469.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) and LOST (-$218.75 NET)
BTN showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Jacks) and WON $466.50 (+$247.75 NET)

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so what you are saying is you didn't fist pump?

sholler 11-22-2007 05:34 PM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
luckyjimm is the tard to end all tards

Gullanian 11-22-2007 05:54 PM

Re: Fist pump->tilt->fistpump->tilt
 
[x] Got money in behind
[x] Fistpumped
[x] Sucked out
[x] Re-sucked out on
[ ] Thread contains elephant picture
[ ] Thread is erotic
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