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Eskaborr 11-21-2007 11:41 AM

Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
And this is what happens, pretty much in order someone was railing too and watching me just GIVE it away as they asked me "are you sure you want to do this?"

These happen close enough to in order, first it was dumping at 25/50 to a reg then i played jayden21 at 100/200

(ps dont hate on my game too much, i was wasted)

Full Tilt Poker, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $57,605.50
Hero (BB): $7,247

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $150</font>, Hero calls $100

Flop: ($300) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $300</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $900</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3,000</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $9,300</font>, Hero calls $4,097 and is All-In

Turn: ($14,494) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($14,494) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $14,494 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos) and WON $14,493.50 (+$7,246.50 NET)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Twos) and LOST (-$7,247 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $54,731.50
Hero (BB): $5,125

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $150</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $550</font>, SB calls $400

Flop: ($1,100) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $755</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $54,181.50 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $3,820 and is All-In

Turn: ($10,250) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($10,250) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $10,250 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON $10,249.50 (+$5,124.50 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$5,125 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $56,406
Hero (BB): $8,447.50

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $150</font>, Hero calls $100

Flop: ($300) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $225</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $800</font>, SB calls $575

Turn: ($1,900) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($1,900) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,500</font>, Hero calls $1,500

Results: $4,900 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $4,899.50 (+$2,449.50 NET)
Hero mucked 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and LOST (-$2,450 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $100/$200 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $20,599.50
SB: $19,999.50

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $600</font>, Hero calls $400

Flop: ($1,200) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,200</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5,000</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $8,800</font>, Hero folds

Results: $11,200 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB mucked and WON $11,199.50 (+$5,599.50 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $100/$200 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $14,999.50
BB: $25,599

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $600</font>, BB calls $400

Flop: ($1,200) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $755</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $3,465</font>, Hero calls $2,710

Turn: ($8,130) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $21,534 and is All-In</font>, Hero folds

Results: $8,130 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB mucked and WON $8,129.50 (+$4,064.50 NET)


and now the winners

Full Tilt Poker, $100/$200 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $22,054.50
SB: $27,608.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $600</font>, Hero calls $400

Flop: ($1,200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,200</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3,500</font>, SB calls $2,300

Turn: ($8,200) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4,500</font>, SB calls $4,500

River: ($17,200) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13,454.50 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $13,454.50

Results: $44,109 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $44,108.50 (+$22,054 NET)
SB mucked 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$22,054.50 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $100/$200 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $52,300
SB: $17,480.40

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $600</font>, Hero calls $400

Flop: ($1,200) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,200</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4,500</font>, SB calls $3,300

Turn: ($10,200) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7,000</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $12,380.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $5,380.40

River: ($34,960.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $34,960.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $34,960.30 (+$17,479.90 NET)
SB showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$17,480.40 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $59,656
Hero (SB): $5,199

Pre-Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $150</font>, BB calls $100

Flop: ($300) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $255</font>, BB calls $255

Turn: ($810) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $655</font>, BB calls $655

River: ($2,120) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $1,400</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4,139 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $2,739

Results: $10,398 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes) and LOST (-$5,199 NET)
Hero showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $10,397.50 (+$5,198.50 NET)

My roll is only like 140k, so this is a big chunk to me. ZOMG drunken msnl-hsnl ftw

fees 11-21-2007 11:42 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
notice ur opponents hand in hand 1 .. dayum lag

SkinnyLittleTwig 11-21-2007 11:43 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
graph

Dudd 11-21-2007 11:43 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Graph?

Eskaborr 11-21-2007 11:45 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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graph

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http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3...kodrunkkp9.jpg

fees 11-21-2007 11:46 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
mm lol theres another thread where jayden ships away like 15k for free, i guess that guy won a donkament or something?

Jenkem 11-21-2007 11:47 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
net gain/loss for the evening?

edit: nevermind

TheStig 11-21-2007 11:47 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
nvm

Eskaborr 11-21-2007 11:47 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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net gain/loss for the evening?

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5k + after drunkeness

SkinnyLittleTwig 11-21-2007 11:49 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
sexy graph

Under dog 11-21-2007 11:54 AM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
WOW - very impressive degeneracy!

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 12:03 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
[ QUOTE ]
Full Tilt Poker, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $56,406
Hero (BB): $8,447.50

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $150</font>, Hero calls $100

Flop: ($300) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $225</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $800</font>, SB calls $575

Turn: ($1,900) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($1,900) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,500</font>, Hero calls $1,500

Results: $4,900 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $4,899.50 (+$2,449.50 NET)
Hero mucked 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and LOST (-$2,450 NET)

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HEAD ASPLODE

FOUR-CARD NLHE?

U has a house!!!

pureklas 11-21-2007 12:06 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Impressive. How big is you bankroll?

Eskaborr 11-21-2007 12:07 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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Impressive. How big is you bankroll?

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only 140kish

fnord_too 11-21-2007 12:10 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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Impressive. How big is you bankroll?

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it's in the last line of the OP. like 140K.

JokersAttack 11-21-2007 12:10 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
that is so sick man, grats on recouping your losses, but damn, dropping almost a third of your roll in one drunken sesh is pretty intense!

dirtylobster 11-21-2007 12:13 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Villain in first hand should post here:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...umber=13058499

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 12:23 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/1...000blogqe0.gif

+

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2...nsetup1so1.jpg

= PROFIT

Georgia Avenue 11-21-2007 12:36 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Hov you shoulda challenged him to a fite instead roflrofl u r that guy.

Berky 11-21-2007 12:55 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
lol what do you usually play ?

NHFunkii 11-21-2007 12:57 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
I think you might have a gambling problem

z32fanatic 11-21-2007 01:05 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Haha people actually come home drunk and play really high stakes? That's hilarious you must be really irresponsible.

Tryptamean 11-21-2007 01:08 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
that graph is pretty dope

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 01:14 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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Haha people actually come home drunk and play really high stakes? That's hilarious you must be my hero!

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RiverHebrew2 11-21-2007 01:29 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Holy [censored] this is soo sick! Plz be careful next time

Rob121 11-21-2007 01:58 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
nh glad u didnt lose it all that would of sucked.

grando 11-21-2007 02:00 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
nice thread!

fybpm 11-21-2007 02:16 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Full Tilt Poker, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $56,406
Hero (BB): $8,447.50

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $150</font>, Hero calls $100

Flop: ($300) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $225</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $800</font>, SB calls $575

Turn: ($1,900) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($1,900) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,500</font>, Hero calls $1,500

Results: $4,900 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $4,899.50 (+$2,449.50 NET)
Hero mucked 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and LOST (-$2,450 NET)

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HEAD ASPLODE

FOUR-CARD NLHE?

U has a house!!!

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I think he was MORE DRUNKEN when he made these fake HH and accidentlly put a 4 card hand into a NL game HH

Then... put the wrong hand results. TEH BOAT?!Z

SamuraiJon 11-21-2007 02:27 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $4,899.50 (+$2,449.50 NET)
Hero mucked 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and LOST (-$2,450 NET)

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How could you possibly have lost with twice as many hole cards... RIGGED IMO

fybpm 11-21-2007 02:28 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
[ QUOTE ]
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SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $4,899.50 (+$2,449.50 NET)
Hero mucked 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and LOST (-$2,450 NET)

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How could you possibly have lost with twice as many hole cards... RIGGED IMO

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Ya his boat lost to trip 8s.

Trip 8s &gt; puny 6s full of medicore 5s

grando 11-21-2007 02:31 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
I had to come back to this thread because it's just so awesome

I bet you feel awesome today!

sightless 11-21-2007 03:01 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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nice thread!

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AcTiOnJaCsOn 11-21-2007 03:04 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
omg

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 03:08 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
Reading those hand histories in order is like watching the fight at the end of every Rocky film.

OMG I feel so worried, our Hero is getting pummelled

And then

OMG I feel my heart warming, our Hero is Victorious!!!!

1968 11-21-2007 03:12 PM

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graph

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http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3...kodrunkkp9.jpg

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[x] swong

goofyballer 11-21-2007 03:12 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
you [censored] dumbass

jcmoussa 11-21-2007 03:14 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
lol this is so sick. nice comeback. who was the villain in 25/50?

wannabe2 11-21-2007 03:15 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
ummm... in the omaha hand.. don't you have sixes full if u have two sixes in your hand.. one on the board.. and the board paired two other cards...

yet results says u have 2 pair...


RIGGED AND FAKE HH's!

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 03:19 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
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ummm... in the omaha hand.. don't you have sixes full if u have two sixes in your hand.. one on the board.. and the board paired two other cards...

yet results says u have 2 pair...


RIGGED AND FAKE HH's!

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No strat in BBV

BAN

easycall 11-21-2007 03:34 PM

Re: Ok so I come home drunk and play drunken high stakes
 
wow. and i thought i did stupid thongs


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