BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 

The ones I heard here that I liked...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

If a quiz is quizical, whats a test?

Etc.

POST YOUR BEST BBV!!

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal. We don't serve food here."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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knock knock

whos there

c4mg


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

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knock knock

whos there

c4mg


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

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Wat

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what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? i don't jizz on the apple before i eat it

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OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...3/fail1mx3.jpg


Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.



Conspire

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OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...3/fail1mx3.jpg


Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.



Conspire

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lol

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What pink and red and can make a woman cry?

A miscarriage.

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OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

Conspire

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Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

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Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

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yeah but child rape does count as sex obv, play on playa

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

WHERE'S MY TRACTOR????

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accusing someone of rape isn't very funny imo.

also, c4 you get that thing i sent you?
http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswi...Potomus_r4.jpg

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why did the girl fall of the swing

cos she had no arms

why did the boy fall off his bike

cos someone threw a fridge at him

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why cant stevie wonder read

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Not the best but it's the biggest....

Limesparks

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accusing someone of rape isn't very funny imo.

also, c4 you get that thing i sent you?
http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswi...Potomus_r4.jpg

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I believe so.

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So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

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So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

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i lol'd

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So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

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At least I have friends.

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what's the diff between dids and die bitter?

answer (in white below):







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why cant stevie wonder read

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because he's blind?

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haha nvm i get it

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why cant stevie wonder read

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because he's blind?

[/ QUOTE ]no cause he's black

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why can't helen keller drive?








CUZ SHES A WOMAN

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What's the difference between a smart midget and a female marathon runner?

One is a cunning runt.

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why cant stevie wonder read

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because he's blind?

[/ QUOTE ]no cause he's black

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ban for racism. also ban for lame joke.

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poshua mebbe u missed the memo the nit forum now is politics fwiw

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why can't helen keller drive?








CUZ SHES A WOMAN

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If Helen Keller gives someone the finger, does she get her hands washed with soap and water?

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How do you know when teh Asians have moved into ur neighborhood?

The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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why can't helen keller drive?








CUZ SHES A WOMAN

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one of my favorites

ban for sexism of course

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How do you know when teh Asians have moved into ur neighborhood?

The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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looool.

Winnar!

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I wrote a limerick instead imo:

I have a cruel joke that is short,
For which you could have no retort.
<font color="white">.....</font>Dead babies and dumb women,
<font color="white">.....</font>This joke has the lot of 'em.*
But alas it's not funny. I'll just abort.

* Slant rhyme AFAIK.

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poshua mebbe u missed the memo the poshua's penis forum now is mbillie's mom's vagina fwiw

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FYP

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poshua mebbe u missed the memo the poshua's penis forum now is mbillie's mom's vagina fwiw

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FYP

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lol wtf, nh

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lol wtf, nh

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ty, I'll be here all week